Make a Terrible Boyfriend and We’ll Tell You How Likely It Is That You’ll Marry Blake

What hairstyle does your bf wear?
A Fro
He’s bald
A wig of his late grandma’s hair
A rat just sits on his head
Idk what it looks like, he never takes off his propeller hat
50 ft long red hair
What’s his favorite hobby?
Screaming at people on bikes
Dressing up like Snoop and smoking weed
Cooking bacon in the nude
Throwing it back in the local Taco Bell
Croqueting matching sweaters for his gang buddies
Shoving wotsits in his holes
How does he show affection to you?
He licks my arm when I’m asleep
He leaves heart shaped poo in the toilet
He burps “I love you” in my ear
He buys me used thongs
He gooses me in public
He serenades me with Toilet Bowl Cleaner songs
What’s his hidden talent?
He can get the worm living in his ear to dance on command
He can fart in German
He can eat 10 corndogs in under a minute
He can pick his nose with his tongue
He does Disney princess impressions
He can fence with his weenor
What’s his most attractive feature?
He’s crosseyed
He’s a double D
He has a foot growing out of his head
His nose is always dripping
He’s got braided armpit hair
He’s an ogre
What’s his go to outfit?
A cardboard box
A muscle tee + a speedo
An 80s track suit and sweatbands
A leather jacket and nothing else
A cocktail dress
Your clothes
What’s his name?
Ripey B
Günt
Wayne Kore
Spagnog
Floppy Doo Hickey
Sir Buldgington
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