You've been abducted by slavers looking to sell humans in the intersolar sex market. How do you plan on breaking free?

Comply and wait for the guards to get sloppy.

Ingratiate myself to a guard in any way I can.

Oil up like a streaker at the World Cup. They can’t catch what they can’t grip.

Steal the keys and slip out under the radar.

Incite a riot and get lost in the chaos.

When you’ve finally escaped your captors, where does your hero take you first?

Dharatee: an ocean world with no land but vast, imposing forests, incredible thunderstorms, and lush, intricate underwater architecture

Aescipoli: a planet known for its quartz mountain ranges, crystal clear shallow waters, and labyrinthian cave systems

The Volcage: a region of the moon fragments of Huajile in which massive volcanoes churn the earth into magma that defies low gravity and caters to a myriad cast of conspicuous junkers and smugglers

Helion: the Intersolar Union’s capital space station, where the needle-shaped megalopolis never sleeps and all manner of ISU species intermingle to play politics, shop, and binge

Dystropos Blockade: an armada of hollow vessels so large that the massive structure has developed its own atmosphere and is home to some of the most advanced scientific endeavors in the galaxy

Once you’ve both settled in, he offers you a dubious dinner. Which molecularly printed culinary curiosity are you willing to try?

You notice your hero seems to be under the weather. What’s wrong with him?

His bodily systems seem to be shutting down, so you trade your busted cell phone for a medical scan.

He’s more paranoid than usual, so you buy a weapon on the down low.

He’s having trouble breathing, so you try to calm him down.

He’s running a fever, so you nurse him through the night.

His hands are shaking, so you hide the liquor.

The man smirks and gives you some cryptic advice:

“If you feel an earthquake, just run away from him and you’ll be fine.”

“Remember, if you don’t like how his oil tastes, just tell him to use a different supplement.”

“Whatever you do, don’t touch him.”

“If he starts wilting around the edges, I suggest you hide.”

“You should probably start tracking your cycle.”

It becomes very obvious that you were misled. Your hero isn’t sick, he’s falling for you! What’s your first reaction?

Jump on him at the first opportunity. You feel the same way without reservation.

Lock yourself in your room so you can try to calm down. You’re simultaneously afraid and excited by the prospect.

Pretend like you don’t know and torture his senses as payback for being dishonest.

Get angry and confront him about lying.

Invite him to your room to explore your attraction to each other in a safe space.

No matter how you reacted, the attraction is undeniable. What bedroom toy really revs your engines while you’re thinking about him?

What species is your Intersolar alien hero?