what fart r u

you arrive at the flea market. there are four sections that you can pick from, each with a different collection of vendors. which section do you go to?
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you’ve chosen your section, now who ya buyin from? (choose wisely)
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the old asian woman
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the young craftsman
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the wise old man
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the tall businessman
you’ve got your vendor who is selling an assortment of items, all priced the same thing. what do you buy?
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abandoned sword
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rusty doorknob
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old paintbrush
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mysterious rock
you’ve made your purchase, now you’re thirsty since it is so hot. what beverage do you buy?
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lemonade
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water
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ice coffee
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beer
yummy. delicious choice. sip sip sip. so delicious. what a lovely beverage this is.
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i know it’s so good
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i love this beverage
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i wish i picked a different beverage
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it’s ok
as you are enjoying your drink, you spot a shiny object out of the corner of your eye. as you walk over to inspect, what are you hoping it will be?
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i hope it’s a quarter
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i hope it’s a ruble
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i hope it’s a peso
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i hope it’s a girl
you approach the object but before you get to it, the custodian tells you it’s time to leave. what do you want him to look like
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very handsome
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very ugly
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just regular
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larry king
you look at the janitor, and realize it is just a regular janitor guy. you say ok i will go now, and so you go home. you go to your car, and notice your favorite Michael W. Smith album has been stolen. in a fit of rage you...
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rip out my eyeballs
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suffocate my car
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run into the sun
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just steal someone else’s Michael W. Smith album
well, you sure regret doing that because turns out it just fell under your seat. your actions have alerted the police and you are sent to an insane asylum. who do you befriend? (choose wisely pt. 2)
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sloppy joe
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miz nanners
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crazy legs
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nunchucks III
wrong choice. they kill you. you going to heaven now, baby. when you arrive, god tells you that you must pick an eternal soulmate. who do you pick?
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jamie lee curtis
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michael phelps
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ben carson
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wanda sykes
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