Which Stereotypical Southeast Missourian Are You?

You're headed out to Downtown Cape Girardeau for a night on the town. Which bar do you choose to spend the majority of your night in?
The Bar
Coin-Op Cantina
Pockets 2.0
Hot Shots
Last call has been called in Cape Girardeau Bars. What is your next move?
Head home and call it a night
Head across the river to The Pony
Take the party back to your house
Head to the flood wall and drink the liquor in your car you brought with you
Which of these restaurants would you prefer to go to on a Friday night?
Pilot House
36 Restaurant and Bar
Burrito-Ville
Hamburger Express
Which of these songs would you most be likely to blare with your windows down while driving down Broadway?
Family Tradition - Hank WIlliams Jr.
Psycho - Post Malone (Feat. Ty Dolla $ign)
The Sound - The 1975
Ruff Ryders' Anthem - DMX
Which of these events do you prefer going to?
SEMO District Fair
Sikeston Rodeo
Tunes at Twilight
House Party with Family
Which alcoholic beverage do you prefer?
Vodka Martini
Stag Beer
Craft Beer
Malt Liquor
Which grocery store are you most likely to shop at?
Schnuck's
Walmart Supercenter
Food Giant
Ruler Foods
You pass a police officer heading the opposite direction as you that starts to brake and then turns around. What do you do?
Continue driving as usual.
Worry about it, even though you're doing nothing wrong.
Throw your drugs out the window.
Speed up and try to lose them. You've got warrants out.
Who is your cell phone provider?
AT&T
No contract/prepaid service
Verizon
I don't have a cell phone
When you look for news, where do you look first?
Out my front door. The neighbors always have the cops over there.
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