The Fantasy Bachelor

This player leads the league in dating stories in the whatsapp group. He was also overheard at the draft responding to Siegel's marital complaints saying, "yeah, but at least you get to have sex."

This player was famously absent from chasan classes the day they covered birth control. He was also the first of four aufruf speeches I've given for active league members.

This player has mentioned poop today more times than all of Lent's 16 kids combined. He's also the league's first player to bring a wife and child to a league-adjacent super bowl party.

The true OG chasan, this player was married before most of us had chest hair (except Max K, cuz I feel like he's had chest hair since 5th grade). If you stayed a full shana bet, you probably missed the wedding. But the #JanuaryDropouts made it back just in time.

This player is the only league member actively dating/married to the sibling of a former Lent-chavruta. Maybe the four of them will hang out one of these days.

The only player in the league to marry the ex of a different league member, forming an epic fantasy arch-nemesis origin story

He doesn't date often, but when he does he takes his sweet time. This player holds the record for longest fake-shomer relationship in the league before marrying or moving in with their significant other.

After his main TAMID flame burned out, this player was resilient, marrying the true light of life

While this player's romantic life is unknown to me, we know he gave Saadia's engagement the ok, as he's the only person closer with Saadia's wife than Saadia

I know this player more as a bachelor rocking the clubs of Jerusalem, where he famously made waves alongside longtime wingman and financial guru Ariel Axelrod

I've made my fair share of romantic arch-nemeses in this league. But this Nathan Fielder look-alike is the only one whose glass I truly shattered.

The only player in the league whose ever wanted to date Siegel's sister more than Benji Horowitz

This playa has done the least playing in the entire league. The only person he's ever dated is his wife.