Totally More Official Shitizenship Test
Totally More Official Shitizenship Test
Welcome to the Totally More Official Shitizenship Test! This fun and cheeky quiz takes you through the quirky and humorous aspects of British culture, language, and social etiquette.
Test your knowledge on a variety of topics and see if you have what it takes to be a true citizen of the UK!
- 20 amusing multiple-choice questions
- A blend of sarcasm and trivia
- Perfect for anyone wanting to learn about British humor
Why does the UK always get less fewer than douze points in the Eurovision?
Who cares?
We are rubbish at singing
The rest of Europe, not surprisingly, hate us
Political voting
What do you do with a May Pole?
Hit anyone who dares invade your personal space
Stir your tea with it
Dance round it like a numpty
Use it to replace your April Pole at the appropriate time
Who is the Paton Saint of Walkers Crisps?
Anneka Rice
Gary Lineker
Philomena Cunk
Noel Edmonds
What is the OFFICIAL language of the UK?
Sarcasm
Gaelic
Gibberish
English
It's warm and sunny. What must you say a million times?
Isn't it warm?
It's just TOO hot
What fantastic weather!
All of the above
What was the population of Scunthorpe in 1897?
Who knows?
Who cares?
Where's Scunthorpe?
All of the above
Complete the following British phrase. "Bob's your ......"
Boyfriends dog
Pet goat
Uncle
Favourite barber shop in Hexham
How many varieties are there of Heinz?
45687
3.7
2007
57
Complete the following British phrase. "The early bird catches...."
The bus
The worm
Covid
Last few minutes of the top 40 on Radio 1
It's raining. What MUST you say to everyone you see?
Well it will be good for the garden
Isn't it horrid?
It is SO WET
All of the above
When walking towards someone you know on a fairly quiet street, what do you do?
Run to enthusiastically greet them with a hug
Pretend not to have seen them until you are 3 paces away then act surprised to see them, mutter that you are in such a hurry and must dash and scurry past
Lock eyes and purposefully walk towards them
Feign death
What solves every problem under the sun?
A cuppa/brew
Wearing matching bra and knickers
Pigeons
Richard and Judy in the morning
Is there a point to this test?
Don't care but it's better than the other stupid test
Yes
No
Maybe
What is Britains National Sport?
Talking about the weather
Queueing
Morris dancing
Drinking tea
You knock into someone in the supermarket. Who says sorry?
You
The person you knocked into
Someone half way up the aisle who had nothing to do with it
All of the above
Horses actually hate racing and all the rich people watching them and would rather hang out I the stables with a nice cuppa and a biscuit
True
False
Which is the correct spelling?
Queue
Queueueueueue
Kyoooo
Cue
Translate the following. 'Last night was bangin. I was hammered. I'm completely knackered.'
I had a very nice time last night
I drank a little more than was sensible
I'm a little bit tired today
All of the above
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