university hall dining hall food quiz

you roll out of bed one morning at 9:10 am - 5 mins before the dining hall closes for breakfast. of the food not yet cleaned up, which do you choose?

one cold, watery and overcooked poached egg

any piece of fruit but a banana

you don't go up to breakfast

a mushy hash brown

you bring up a mug to fill w whatever cereal is left then go back to bed

a burnt piece of toast bc there's no way to adjust the temperature on the toaster

as much yogurt as you were able to scrape from the empty serving dish

lunch time! what are you having?

chicken fajitas without "mexican accompaniments"

whatever the hell is in the bagged lunch they gave you bc you have class and pretty much always miss lunch

macaroni no cheese

mint, pea and bean "bruschetta"

curry sweet potato with guacamole

you make a salad from the chlorine-flavoured veggies on the salad bar

moroccan lamb meatballs

its 5:00 somewhere! that means it's time for dinner i guess. what do you choose for your ~soup course~

now time for the main course. pick your poison.

lasagne that just regular, undercooked spaghetti with sauce and it crunches when you eat it

steak pie but its just the filling due to probable budget cuts as the year progressed

anything with "quorn" in the name

cold, oily gnocchi with broccoli "pesto"

salmon, baby ;)

soggy aubergine "schnitzel"

ham and mustard pie

time for dessert! what's on your plate?

frozen banoffee pie

vegan ice cream

some sort of berry pie/crumble thing

large chocolate pot w a single shortbread finger

mango cheesecake

dry chocolate cake

sticky date pudding but they put the toffee sauce on so there's not enough :(

it is now 7:00 and you are being kicked out of the dining hall. what do you have right before you leave?

a chocolatte is the only correct response

it's 7:45 and you are hungry again after not really eating dinner earlier. what's in your cupboard for you to snack on?