What type of gay are you?

How gay are you?

I'm pretty damn gay.

HOW daRRE YOu I AM A StrAIGht THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Kinda lowkey gay...

Gay isn't an umbrella term, you douche.

My gay literally bounces off the walls.

Moderate to severe rheumatoid homosexuality.

A lil gay. I'm a mini gay.

I'm not gay at all.

Gay AF.

Where is your ideal place to get breakfast?

At home, in my bed!

At a cool new coffee shop.

A cozy diner.

A cafe by the ocean sounds beautiful!

Breakfast is for suckers.

Breakfast becomes lunch for me since I sleep until 12...

The porch at my house, I wanna watch the sun rise.

You're on your first gay date? Where are y'all going?

There's this hip club that we're definitely hitting up!

Bike ride on the strand, followed by an easy lunch.

4-star restaurant, for sure! Only the best.

A coffee shop: easy and simple!

We're going to the goddamn pride parade.

An easy dinner at home, just the two of us.

What the hell is dates? My pet is my one true love.

What animal(s) do you want for a pet?

Where does your ideal significant other work?

I'm the breadmaker, they're at home.

They're an artist, working on commission.

A large firm or office, bringing in the big bucks.

They're the CEO of Apple.

They can work wherever is best suited to them as long as they love me.

If you were a cat, where would be your favorite place to nap?

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