Who tweeted this?

I have never seen a thin person drink a diet Coke

Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people's money

WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFEEEE!!

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. Is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

I have no interest in working with anyone who is too important or too good or too traditional to take a call at 3am

@katyperry, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

@tpay#m##@nyhn

If chickens could say love me love me that would be awesome

Kowabunga dudettes. I'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. Who else surfs out there? Gnarly day in the h2o. Ridin waves!

Why is rode island nor a road or an island

I love Maps

I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

I'd like to address the false stories and noise that have been engineered by the media.

€śIs there an emoji for crying in the fetal position whilst eating pizza? Asking for a friend.”

"It upsets me when restaurants think they are too good for ketchup. No one is too good for ketchup. Ketchup is too good for you."

Do peanuts have carbs?

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

No I'm not wearing a weave

Whats going on with mycareer

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit