AVON VILLA REWARDS

Player of the Season

Worst hairline

Golden Glove

Most Improved Player (from previous season)

Most stepovers attempted in the history of football

Best Attacker

Workhorse - Never stops running

Slob of the year - Laziest player

Fair play award - dirtiest player

Sick note - Never turns up

Worst at paying on time

Ego Maniac - Biggest ego that can't back it up

WOAT (worst of all-time)

Maldini - Defender of the year