Which Van Orsouw Pet Are You?

Are you always sleepy?
Yes
Half of the day
Not often
Only at 10:00 pm
Do you like animals?
I hate them all
I do not know they exist
Let me sleep
Yes, I love them!
Do you like to eat daintily?
Yes, I am very polite
I will eat everything in sight
ZZZZ
NOM NOM PORK CHOPS
Are you sensitive?
Who are you
Yes. My feelings are very hurt all the time
I am heartless.
Only about some things.
Are you desperate for attention?
What is life
I have my own attention.
PLEASE GIMME IT NOW RUB MY BEWWY
Only once in a while.
Are you upset when no one even looks at you?
I cry and scream and kick
I live in my own universe, who cares.
Pee on floor
It can hurt my feelings
Are you the biggest baby?
WAAAAAH I want cookie treat
Don't touch me I'm sleeping
I am utterly self-sufficient.
Not anymore
What color suits you best?
Pink
Orange
Brown
Green
Do you like fun?
Only if it's about me
Pebbles are fun, and I have pebbles.
Nap on Daddy's schoolwork
I love to have fun
Do you care about your family?
Only the ones who pet me
I have no awareness of humans.
Drink water from mug
Of course, they are very important to me
Are you a people person?
Who?
GRRRRR ROOF ROOF Oh wait rub my belly
Poop
I like a lot of people
How old are you?
Eons.
Teef eat crunchies
Just a widdle babykins
Ummm...
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