What United States of Al Character Are You?

You're feeling thirsty. What do you grab from the fridge?
An ice cold beer
Wine
White Claw!
A juicebox
Also beer
You have been invited to a party. What do you wear?
Muslim garb
Hawaiian shirt
Red flannel
A shirt that shows your breasts, but not in an over the top way
A leopard print sweater with lots of accessories
A rude man cuts you in line. What do you say?
"Excuse me sir, in my country, you are considered retarded!"
"You should not treat veterans this way."
"Ooooh boy."
"Um! That just happened."
"I've been through enough. Now this?"
You are getting a tattoo. What will you choose?
A dripping peace sign
The american flag
A gun
I would not get a tattoo. It goes against my beliefs
An infinity symbol
What is your excuse for not going to war?
I am a woman.
I actually did go to war.
I also went to war.
I actually also went to war.
I am also a woman.
What's your opinion on women?
They make me horny as hell!
They are liars and cheaters.
My wife is dead.
Women are bosses.
They are normal
What do you like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the club!
Drink alone
Go to the bar
Pray
Be a bitch
What is your favorite holiday?
Halloween. I love to express myself, and I love all the spoopy atmosphere.
Veterans day.
A muslim holiday
Thanksgiving.. I love my family
christmas or something
Describe your ideal partner.
Huge tits. Blonde. Kinda old
Huge tits, blonde, not that old
Stunning woman of color
Army man
Xanax addicted loser
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