How MACHO are YOU?

A humorous and thought-provoking illustration depicting modern masculinity in relationships with a mix of traditional and contemporary elements, featuring a couple engaging in various scenarios that highlight shared responsibilities and communication.

How MACHO are YOU?

Test your knowledge of modern masculinity and relationship dynamics with our thought-provoking quiz. Answer questions that challenge conventional stereotypes and showcase your perspective on partnership roles.

Explore your views on parenting and family responsibilities.
Gauge your reaction to relationship challenges.
Discover how you handle social interactions and personal dynamics.

9 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ReflectiveMan12

Your children are crying in the next room and your wife doesn’t want to attend to them. How do you react?

You yell at her until she goes- this is NOT your job!

You get them yourself- they’re your children too.

You get them this one time, but then lecture her on the role of motherhood tomorrow...

You find yourself a new wife.

Your wife starts disregarding your *requests* and your doctor says to let her be. How do you proceed?

You listen to the doctor- he know best.

You establish your authority as the MAN and force her to listen.

You compromise and let her make some of the decisions.

You express your relief (*phew*) at not having to make all the decisions and let her take the lead!

You are walking toward the beach when you see your wife conversing with a young, dashing lad. What do you do?

You comment on their sunburn.

You throw her over your shoulder and run off.

You join them for nice conversation- she can have friends but you need to keep track of them.

You smile and continue walking- it’s healthy for Edna to socialize with a diverse crowd.

Your wife leaves her wedding rings with you while she was out with her *friend*. What does this mean to you?

It’s fine- they’re just rings. We don’t need metal to reinforce our love.

This is an outrage! She needs to show everyone that she belongs to you!!

People need to stop reading so much into this.

This never happened because she’s not allowed to have friends.

You decide to give half of your club spendings to your wife before you leave for work. How should she spend this money?

Jewelry

Bonbons for the children

Art supplies

An education

Your wife decides to go out instead of staying in (and meeting guests). This could ruin your business. What do you do?

You force her to stay in and meet the guests.

You let her frolic with her friends- she deserves it after all she’s done for you.

You embrace your inner host and stay home yourself.

You hire a look-alike to play the part and hope no one notices.

Your wife doesn’t want to come in to bed, so you stay out with her. All of a sudden, she decides to go in. What you do?

You smoke a cigar.

You follow her inside.

You make her stay outside- that’s what she wanted, right?

You sign up for couples camping.

Your wife’s cooking has been taking a turn for the worse lately, and tonight it was awful. What do you do?

You cook yourself- nobody knows you better than yourself.

You pressure her to step it up.

You hire a cook.

You complain to her father.

You are travelling in New York and your wife decides to move out. What do you do?

You let her.

You find her and lock her in your house.

You attempt to convince her to try couples therapy.

You expose her to society as insane and keep your distance.

How MACHO are YOU?

How MACHO are YOU?

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