Who said that?

You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.

Don't tell me it doesn't work. Torture works. Okay, folks?

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny.

You got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

I am the least racist person there is.

Climate change is a big scam for a lot of people to make a lot of money.

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids

They’re going to put y’all back in chains

No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights

You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling.

I really like Barack Obama. I think that he's working very hard. He's trying to rebuild our reputation throughout the world. The previous administration was a total disaster, a total catastrophe. He was handed a pretty bad deck of cards. And I'm not saying I agree with everything he's doing. He's a champion. I mean, he won against all odds. When he first announced, people were giving him virtually no chance. And he's just done something that's amazing.

Nobody takes things more personally than me.

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling.

I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black

When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains.

I have great respect for women. Nobody has more respect for women than I do.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I love pitting people against each other. My whole life is based on that. It brings out the best in people and the worst in people. If the worst comes out, you don't want them working for you.

I agree with Donna Brazile who said about Benghazi: "We got to preven dis from hapinin agen. "

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks.

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided! Let's fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.

I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to underage females. And all those photos about me inappropriately touching girls, they are blown-up.

Any violation of civil rights will be aggressively pursued and prosecuted by my administration. No one will be above the law.

Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.