Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You

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Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?

Ever wondered which of your 'garbage sons' resonates the most with your traits and preferences? Take this hilarious quiz to find out!

Uncover your alter ego as you answer quirky questions that dive deep into culinary debates, social interactions, and your approach to life's little dilemmas.

12 Questions3 MinutesCreated by BakingPotato42

How do you feel about dinner

'I'm fine with pasta, no, really. I didn't say I wasn't fine with pasta. Okay, but then you MADE pasta. I'm definitely going to eat it.'

Orders takeout

'I'm sure nobody else would complain. You should just make it. Yes, pasta would be great' (This is the favorite child)

Heating?

I am a dad suddenly and have dad opinions about this

Have no opinion other than Cant Everyone Just Get Along

I will open a window to prove a point

I threaten to not make dinner

"i WOULD make food, I just never know what's in the fridge because you do it all"

Orders takeout

"I've made things before, don't pin this on me!"

Pick your Dumbass Argument of choice:

You totally don't need to get seen by a doctor because you almost collapsed, you're totally fine!

We shouldn't lock the door it's stupid and No its not because I don't carry my keys

If the plate isnt Already Clean, don't put it in the dishwasher!

If you even Think about making me order the food I'll kill you

Crimes against Italy

Hot chocolate in the coffee machine

'carbon-air-a'

The good child (will)

Carbonara but scrambled eggs

Where are you ordering from

Beantown. It's not even 3am

Panda express, for the SECOND night in a row

Mcdonalds? It is 3am.

This question is a trick, we order food together our tastes are indistinguishable we are becoming one

Stress response

Dishes go in the trashbag now because apparently the sink wasn't reasonable enough

I will never let you know I have any feelings

Talking things through when you're upset (good child)

I Am Going To Drink A Whole Cup Of Vodka Because You Raised Your Voice

Dabs

Appropriate times to get high

This question assumes there are times when I am NOT high

I've been awake for 10 minutes? That's good enough

At a reasonable time, like 4pm

Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You

Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?

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