Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You

A whimsical illustration of a family dinner scene with a humorous vibe, showcasing a chaotic kitchen filled with pasta, takeout boxes, and various quirky characters resembling 'garbage sons', with a playful color palette.

Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?

Ever wondered which of your 'garbage sons' resonates the most with your traits and preferences? Take this hilarious quiz to find out!

Uncover your alter ego as you answer quirky questions that dive deep into culinary debates, social interactions, and your approach to life's little dilemmas.

12 Questions3 MinutesCreated by BakingPotato42
How do you feel about dinner
'I'm fine with pasta, no, really. I didn't say I wasn't fine with pasta. Okay, but then you MADE pasta. I'm definitely going to eat it.'
Orders takeout
'I'm sure nobody else would complain. You should just make it. Yes, pasta would be great' (This is the favorite child)
Heating?
I am a dad suddenly and have dad opinions about this
Have no opinion other than Cant Everyone Just Get Along
I will open a window to prove a point
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Simp
Crew
Will
I threaten to not make dinner
"i WOULD make food, I just never know what's in the fridge because you do it all"
Orders takeout
"I've made things before, don't pin this on me!"
Have you broken something recently
Yes
Probably
Does clogging it count as breaking it?
Pick your Dumbass Argument of choice:
You totally don't need to get seen by a doctor because you almost collapsed, you're totally fine!
We shouldn't lock the door it's stupid and No its not because I don't carry my keys
If the plate isnt Already Clean, don't put it in the dishwasher!
If you even Think about making me order the food I'll kill you
Crimes against Italy
Hot chocolate in the coffee machine
'carbon-air-a'
The good child (will)
Carbonara but scrambled eggs
Where are you ordering from
Beantown. It's not even 3am
Panda express, for the SECOND night in a row
Mcdonalds? It is 3am.
This question is a trick, we order food together our tastes are indistinguishable we are becoming one
Stress response
Dishes go in the trashbag now because apparently the sink wasn't reasonable enough
I will never let you know I have any feelings
Talking things through when you're upset (good child)
I Am Going To Drink A Whole Cup Of Vodka Because You Raised Your Voice
Dabs
Appropriate times to get high
This question assumes there are times when I am NOT high
I've been awake for 10 minutes? That's good enough
At a reasonable time, like 4pm
Is helena okay
No
No
I'm sorry
 
Hates?
Women
Corn
Curry
All of the above
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