Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match!

How many blind dates have your mom, grandmother, aunts, friends, and anyone else who thinks they know what you need set you up on?

More than I can begin to count.

None. They know better than to interfere in my love life.

I've never had a date due to a pre-arranged marriage.

Does showing up to dinner and finding a new "friend" has been invited count?

Which best describes you?

Sometimes I have a little problem controlling my hormones.

I have to be very careful about what I say because if I say it, it happens!

I love to know everything: why, how, where, when. All of it.

If there is a sweet treat around, I'm eating it. You can't stop me.

I use foul language. A LOT.

Do you believe in love, sex, or both at first sight?

Hell, yeah, baby!

Sex? Yes. Love, eh, not so sure.

You have to get to know someone to experience real love.

Pick a career for your hero.

Navy Seal

Special Ops Marine

Prince of Darkness, Master of Millions of Minions

King of the Shifters

Hunter of Rogue Witches and Warlocks, Special Council Team

Independently wealthy Gigolo

How many children is the perfect amount for a family?

None is a perfect amount.

2 and preferably twins because then I don't have to do the whole pregnancy thing twice.

The more the better. I'd like my own baseball team.

One is good. I'm certain I can keep track of one little person.

Select the best way to meet someone?

Serendipitous meeting after being sent to Assjacket by Baba Yaga that leads to a rousing tumble in the sheets!

Having a magical meatball pick the love of your life. Yeah, that makes sense.

Meeting a super hottie while on vacation.

Being set up by someone else! Goddess, help me. My mother might know better!

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