What LONG LIVE DEAD RECKLESS character is your spirit animal?

You've just encountered a soul shadow. What's your first reaction?
Trash talk it until it floats away on a cloud of depression to do some soul-searching.
Grab a razor and utilize those non-existent fencing skills.
Whoo-sah it into submission with tender understanding.
Scream and flail and run into a wall.
Sexually harass it until it kind of likes you enough to haunt you.
You're told an ancient evil is kind of into you. What do you do?
Play it cool while smoking a lot of weed.
Bake up some "special" brownies for the wedding reception.
Punch it in the face. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Consider moving to Alaska.
Write some original songs and try to steal ancient evil's girl. No shame.
A bully just insulted your best friend. What's his punishment?
Cut off his head. Both of them. No mercy.
Start a verbal sparring match you're likely to lose because you're too nice.
Walk away...but not calmly.
Make a well-timed crack that hits him right in the gut. Finish him off with a kiss.
Forgive him. He's too good at this kissing/influence thing to stay mad at.
You're framed for the murder of a friend. How do you deal?
Gaslight everyone who thinks you're guilty.
Pretend the detectives are strippers. Everyone knows it's a stupid prank.
Throw a mystery murder dinner party for the fun of it.
Laugh maniacally. Um, which one?
Hope everyone has better sense than to believe gossip about you.
Your crush finally admitted they like you...and they have fangs. You...
Suggest some passionate "necking".
Ask 100 questions. UNICORNS.
Pull out your "have you ever" list and mark another one off.
Smile and show them your fangs.
Recite poetry on the spot. You're obviously meant to be.
A crop circle appears in the field next to your house. Your thoughts?
Burn it with FIRE.
I knew they were coming for me eventually.
Hide your grandma, hide your underwear!
Now I've gotta get naked without any of the fun.
Is "young 'uns" in the dictionary?
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