What kind of witch are you?

You find out your partner is cheating on you in the astral. What do you do?

Find someone hotter in the astral to cheat with to get revenge

Do an intuitive 78 card tarot spread and turn to Reddit for interpretation

Chord chutting and third party removal spell

Talk to your deities about it after they are done reaming you

Find some peace and quiet in your local alley where you can process the information

Nothing because all you need is ~intents~

Make a blanket fort and use it as a war room as you decide what spell to do

Your coworker has always been jealous of you and probably did a hex on you!

A quick sigil should take care of that

What's on your altar space?

Sacred juices

A composter and empty chip packets

17 different deity statues, coconut oil, and "rods"

Honey jars, chord chutting candle remnants, and period blood

Altars are for the weak-minded

Demonic seals and lube

Pictures of your SP, their hair and toenail clippings

Melatonin, a teddy bear, and earplugs

Sage, salt, and obsidian

Oh no! You got into a fender bender last week and the receptionist at the doctor's office gave you the stink eye. What does this mean?

Clearly you are suffering a generational curse

Consult an Etsy witch for guidance

Worrying about it is for wimps. You can't curse me if I think clean thoughts!

It was because you put the wrong recycling bin out last week, wasn't it?

Ask the deity you just started dating if this is a sign you are the chosen one. This is just a test of your worthiness!

Who cares? I'm horny

This is why you don't leave the house

This is your obsession spell backfiring, isn't it?

Use pornomancy for guidance