Where Should I Travel Next?

Who sent you?
No one
I think it was a llama...or maybe a camel?
I'm not part of the mafia. What mafia? Poison? What poison? Hahaha? (Nervous laughter)
A skater dude...I think his name was Liam? Or was it Parker?
Your mother sent me.
Like, why are you insinuating that someone sent me to you? Are you that entitled? Where did you go to school? Cal-Berkeley?
The old man who told me I should have more salads, but treat myself to fried food once a month.
An old pilgrim?
I think her name was Elena. She might be homeless.
I'm getting revenge for what you people have done to me!
Google Maps.
Adam Levine...he told me that all maps lead to you and that there ain't nothing I could do.
A man named John Kramah who said my winnings are here.
Your future master.
Do you want something to eat?
Got any sheep to slaughter?
How about some fish with a little lemon juice on it?
Give me carbs! Anything with carbs!
As long as it's vegan, sure.
I want something spicy!
Where is the calorie counter?
A good salad with some olives?
As long as it has corn in it, I'm pleased!
I'll eat anything!
I'll eat your cat!
I like bird. Any bird meat.
Is there an In N Out around here?
Something soggy.
I want some chips.
Ok, while I make that for you, turn on the TV. It's The Simpsons. Hey, if you could pick any two characters to meet at a coffee shop for a friendly chat, which two would you choose?
Changes the station to find Game of Thrones
Sideshow Bob and Dr. Nick Riviera
Fat Tony and Ned Flanders
Bart Simpson and Jimbo Jones
Apu and Milhouse
Mr. Burns and Ralph Wiggum
Lisa Simpson and Moe Szyslak
Pedro Chesporito (Bumblebee Man) and Principal Skinner
I don't have time to watch TV...
Akira and Comic Book Guy
Santa's Little Helper and Professor Frink
Krusty the Clown and Marge Simpson
Dr. Hibbert and Martin Prince
Edna Krabappel and Homer Simpson
You seem really tense. How about I play a song?
I've Seen it All- Bjork
That one song from the musical "Chicago"
Borderline- Madonna
Got any country?
Beware of the Boys- Jay-Z
Tense? I'm not tense. You're tense. This is intense. I'm in a panic. Escape. Exit door. Don't show this person my sweaty palms.
You're the One That I Want- John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John
I want to hear the beating of drums.
Empire State of Mind- Alicia Keys
Gangnam Style...well, you know what, never mind.
I want to get lost in some Joonba
Got any Kesha?
Africa- Toto
Notorious- Duran Duran
So what is the meaning of life, my friend?
To see beauty in nature!
Preserving what is sacred...
Family, family, family!
Woaaaaaaah, that is deep. I feel you. Like your vibe.
Each and everything.
Climbing the ladder!
Relaxing and treating your body right.
Not being taken over by anyone else!
Seeing as much as you can and having lots of experiences!
Eat. Don't get in my way. Why are you still looking at me? What?
Respecting all living things!
Having fun...in the sun! Haha that rhymes!
I'll tell YOU the meaning of life, my friend.
Let's go out somewhere and talk about that.
Um, ok...that was an interesting response. Perhaps that felt a bit forced. What do you want to do before we part ways?
Drive around and maybe explore a cave?
I want to go somewhere and pray.
How about shop for some designer clothes?
How about a relaxing hike?
I want to be around lots of people! You creep me out a bit.
I want to see a museum. A nice one. Now.
Is there a beautiful island nearby?
I don't know. Sorry I'm so quiet. I'm rather reserved.
There is so much we can do! The options are limitless!
Hmm...can I put art on a wall?
How about an aquarium?
The mall. Like duuuuuh.
I want to go kayaking!
Let's just go to a pub.
Now do you feel satisfied?
Yes
No
I'm not sure. What does that even mean, really? Satisfied?
I don't feel satisfied.
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong?
That's nice.
Who are you?
Bistro Samsung Galaxy I Served in Nam Nom Nom Nom But I'm a Riot Mary Jo Lisa Police Alcatraz Ohio Buckeyes Wild Wild West Gibraltar Marilyn Monroe
Go away.
It was nice chatting and hanging out with you!
No, you go away! I command you to leave.
Why did I bother coming?
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