Which Alaean are you?

Your parents drop you into the wilderness when you're 10 years old to begin your talisman journey. What's the first thing you do?
Panic
Set something on fire
Climb a tree
Look for food
Disown your parents
You'd smash your talisman if you could
You have a baby that refuses to stop crying and go to sleep. What do you do?
Panic
Sing a traditional lullaby
Sing some heavy metal
Rock the baby
Curl up on the floor and start crying too
Go to bed and put in earplugs
A dog stole your phone. What do you do to get it back?
Panic
Shoot the dog
Throw a toy
Offer a treat
Give chase
Go shopping for a new phone
Is poison delicious?
No!
Yes!
What kind of question is that?!
You're insane
Even if it was, it's still poison
If it won't kill me it's worth tasting to check
What class are you?
Hyperphysical
Ethereal
Innate
Mundane
I have no idea what you're talking about
Can I make up one of my own?
What's your favorite?
My favorite what?
That's not fair!
That could mean anything
ICE CREAM!
I'm gonna list off everything that comes to mind
Killing people who ask stupid questions
How likely are you to listen to advice?
Pretty likely
Nope, doesn't happen
Sure, but listening doesn't mean following
If you can get me to hold still long enough, sure
Only if the advice has solid logic
Only if I like the person giving it
Are you afraid to jump in a deep hole?
Definitely
Not in the slightest
Depends what's at the bottom
Why would I need to jump in a deep hole?
Not if you pay me to do it
Who the heck is going around digging holes everywhere?
Pick an Eeveelution
Jolteon
Flareon
Vaporeon
Umbreon
Espeon
Glaceon
Sylveon
Leafeon
...Eevee
What are these things?
Pick some music
ABBA
Twenty One Pilots
Rick Astley
Owl City
David Arkenstone
Lindsey Stirling
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