Which one of Jo's cats are you

You want to show affection to someone you care about. Do you...

Give them dandelions and other flowers you have found on your travels

Treat them mean keep them keen

Piss on their favourite shoes

It is a lovely day outside. Do you...

Go missing for three days.

Stare at a window and wish you were outside.

Piss on the freshly washed laundry.

Who is your favourite person?

Rob

I hate humans

You are eating your favourite meal. Do you...

Eat my delicious meal, then eat my friend's food.

Skulk around and hope everyone leaves before sniffing my food and leaving it touching it for another four hours.

Acknowledge my food, ignore it, then attempt to eat one specific friend's food, at any cost.

Your friend invites some people you don't know over. Do you...

Go over to meet them, freak out for no reason, then hide under furniture for hours until they leave.

Rub yourself all over them in the hopes they will touch you.

Sit adjacent to them and stare them out till they leave your favourite sitting area.

Your best friend doesn't answer your messages for one night. Do you...

Greet them happily and warmly upon their reply.

Sit outside their front door, waiting for them angrily, then storm off in a huff when they finally arrive.

Piss a river all over the fucking floor, good lord how is there so much piss...?

What colour is your hair?

Well ginge mate.

Black as night.

Black, apart from my bald arsehole.

It's time to go out on the town. What are you going to wear?

A dad jumper and a pair of light trousers with a pizza stain from 3 nights ago.

A leather jacket and Converse sneakers.

A vest, short shorts, flip flops, and your tightest pair of Calvin Klein underwear.

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