Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes

Assuming over the hills and far away is approximately 20 km (3 standard hill diameters) and mother duck speaks at one second per quack, what is the approximate land speed of a little duck

The Cow jumped over the moon but has failed to consider reetnry. Which of these best describes their state upon landing

Sukey (or Susan depending on if you're from a middle class family in the mid-eighteenth century) least likely repeatedly took the kettle off due to her

If you were go down in the woods today for a picnic. Which of these would you be the most surprised to see teddy bears enjoying in their packed meals

If you were to say hurrah to your fellow ants while marching 2x2 you would have to speak

The emperor requires some new new clothes after being embarrassed in public. Seeking to make a name for yourself as the next big designer seamstress, which of these should you use as the thinnest fabric

The Grand Old Duke of York has gotten a new phones for all 10,000 of his troops as a thank you for marching up and down hills trying to get reception on their old phones. The troops decide to write the duke a mass thank you text but are arguing over who to address it to (assume the grand old duke of York does not have LinkedIn). Can you help them Out

The (Itsy Bitsy/Incy Wincy) Spider has decided it has had enough of climbing slick spouts (for now) and pursue a career in high jump in order to improve its competitive advantage. How high would they be able to jump if they were human (assuming same height to jump ratio)

The Three Blind Mice Decide have received an email from Specsavers describing they are due for an eye test. As a professional optomicest you can safely say that they have standard mice vision which is approximately

The little red hen having secured a spot in the semi finals of Masterchef is up against none other than unnamed human #4 in a mystery ingredients challenge. Due to the unfair advantage in number of taste buds, Melissa Leong has declared that unnamed human #4 must have a handicap of -x tastebuds. Find x

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