Which Trainspotting character are you?

If you woke up in the morning and had defecated a friend's bed, would you...

... Jump out of the window and never return?

... Jump in the shower and put the sheets in the washing basket?

... Take the sheets downstairs and allow the excrement to splatter across the house?

... Kick everyone's head in?

When you finish your pint, do you...

... Place it on the table/bar?

... Ask for a refill?

... Lob it over your head and into a crowd?

... Stare into space?

If bursting for the loo, would you...

... Hold it until you find somewhere suitable?

... Shit your pants?

... Use the most disgusting toilet in the history of the world ever?

... Kick someone's head in?

Following a bad case of diarrhoea, if you dropped something valuable down the toilet, would you...

... Leave it and claim on your insurance?

... Blame someone else and kick someone's head in?

... Dive in after it?

... Stare into space?

Given the chance, would you...

... Continue to live in a Glasgow?

... Steal some cash and escape to London or anywhere that isn't Glasgow?

... Kick someone's head in?

... Stare into space?

Given the chance, would you...

... Choose a fucking big television?

... choose DIY?

... Choose life?

... Kick someone's head in?

Given the chance, would you...

... Drive a car with a pedestrian's head stuck in the window?

... Be a passenger in said car and watch it happen?

... Be the pedestrian?

... run?

When at a nightclub, would you...

... Dress smart?

... Dress casual?

... Wear a skin-tight t-shirt?

... Kick someone's head in?

If you left Glasgow after an incredibly awful time, would you...

... Stay away?

... Skype every now and then?

... return?

... Be in prison for kicking someone's head in?

Are you more...

... Star Wars?

... Bond villain?

... unemployed?

... In prison?

Which Trainspotting character are you?

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