Which 2021 Disaster Are You?

How would you rephrase "older man"?
old man
man from an older generation
bez's poor dad
elderly gentleman
Which of the following would you date?
A crazy manipulative psychopath with a personality disorder who fakes panic attacks
a young farmer
a 70+ man in popworld
a furry
You do pole?
which of these would you want to wank to?
sexts from your ex
pictures of your current partner
sexts from your partner
porn
fantastic mr fox
Shrek
what would you do if you housemate got spiked at a club?
look after her and take her home (like a good, responsible friend)
throw a literal tantrum about not being able to stay out
throw a literal tantrum about not being able to stay out and try and shove responsibility onto other people
take her home after throwing a tantrum and then leaving to go out again (bc the sash is life)
do nothing
What would you do if you saw a video of a knee break?
forget about it and move on with your life
go into weird "spasms" for the next two weeks for attention
obsess over it like it's your own knee
go to sleep
What would you do if you broke someone's fence?
Apologise profusely to the occupants of said house and offer to pay for the damage
use it as an excuse to go into their garden
try and put it back together yourself (#DIY guru)
just leave it (everybody makes mistakes)
Would you ever try and get with your housemate knowing they have a boyfriend?
Yes
NO??????
Be honest - did you ever care about Gagan's Morrisons drama as much as she thinks you did?
lol no
Omg I was so invested give me all of the details
As a landlord, would you accept responsibility for the world's shittiest driveway?
Not my problem - those marks could have come from anywhere
Yes of course - I take my duties very seriously
I would just not do a shitty job in the first place???
How do you feel about Rustlers Burgers?
They're the devil's work
I ADORE them and I use them as an excuse not to cook
I would eat them if I was desperate
They're okay
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