The Sorting Dildo Quiz
The Sorting Dildo Quiz
Welcome to The Sorting Dildo Quiz! Dive into a fun and irreverent exploration of your personality and preferences through a series of quirky questions. Whether you’re a fan of internet culture, love a bit of absurd humor, or just want to see how your mind works, this quiz is for you!
Find out which character you resonate with and get ready for some laughs! Highlights include:
- Unconventional scenarios
- Relatable humor
- Unexpected outcomes
It's friday night and you're alone in your room. What's your plan?
Livestream my feet
Send dick pics to my 3rd grade teacher
Argue with strangers on r/politics
Purchases pictures of forementioned feet
A pretty girl texts you at 2am saying "u up?" what do you do?
I am above women. I have conquered my primal sexual urges and I am beyond such animalistic matters. I'm on my way
Shit & cry & throw up
I'm already in her mommy's sheets
Post the hookup on onlyfans
Left or right?
Im always right
Trump 2024
I voted for hilary and I dont regret it #glassceiling
Antifa
Which filthy frank character are you?
Pink guy
Prometheus
Weeaboo jones
Salamander man
Favorite tv show?
Breaking bad
Breaking bad
Breaking bad
Breaking bad
What is your favorite sport?
Catching bugs in animal crossing
Women's volleyball
Doom scrolling
Men's volleyball (👀)
What club did you do in high school?
Japanese language and culture club
Anime club
I didnt do clubs. I did bitches
Lego robotics
You're chowder and it's WWII, you're in the trenches, mung daal asks for a weapon; what do you hand him?
Mg-11
Cat tail butt plug
Nothing, use your hands mung daal
Keyblade
Sex?
Yes please
* f u c k I n g
He, but not him. because I will never be him
She/they
What did ben do in guam?
Me 👉👈
Https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_Conventions
Missionary work to convert the natives
Hunt squishmallows to extinction
Favorite movie?
Cat in the hat
Horton hears a who
The lorax
How the grinch stole christmas (2000)
Is joey cool?
Yes!! (im lying so he doesnt cry)
Yes (obvi)
Nobody asked
Eww
Which cryptid would you tap?
Sasquatch
Mothman
Me and the boys at 3am looking for b e a n s
Fiji mermaid (head of monkey, breasts of woman)
Favorite book?
I cant reed (iliturit)
The strange case of origami yoda
Necronomicon
The fault in our stars
Your mom calls and you got your dick in your hands. What do you do?
Answer and climax
Zip up and answer. Get dick caught in fly
Hang up & continue browsing rule 34
Pause cam, mute mic, answer
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