The Sorting Dildo Quiz

A vibrant and humorous collage of absurd and whimsical internet culture elements, featuring surreal characters and iconic references from memes, with a playful and colorful design.

The Sorting Dildo Quiz

Welcome to The Sorting Dildo Quiz! Dive into a fun and irreverent exploration of your personality and preferences through a series of quirky questions. Whether you’re a fan of internet culture, love a bit of absurd humor, or just want to see how your mind works, this quiz is for you!

Find out which character you resonate with and get ready for some laughs! Highlights include:

Unconventional scenarios
Relatable humor
Unexpected outcomes

15 Questions4 MinutesCreated by VibratingPenguin42

It's friday night and you're alone in your room. What's your plan?

Livestream my feet

Send dick pics to my 3rd grade teacher

Argue with strangers on r/politics

Purchases pictures of forementioned feet

A pretty girl texts you at 2am saying "u up?" what do you do?

I am above women. I have conquered my primal sexual urges and I am beyond such animalistic matters. I'm on my way

Shit & cry & throw up

I'm already in her mommy's sheets

Post the hookup on onlyfans

Left or right?

Im always right

Trump 2024

I voted for hilary and I dont regret it #glassceiling

Antifa

Which filthy frank character are you?

Pink guy

Prometheus

Weeaboo jones

Salamander man

Favorite tv show?

Breaking bad

What is your favorite sport?

Catching bugs in animal crossing

Women's volleyball

Doom scrolling

Men's volleyball (👀)

What club did you do in high school?

Japanese language and culture club

Anime club

I didnt do clubs. I did bitches

Lego robotics

You're chowder and it's WWII, you're in the trenches, mung daal asks for a weapon; what do you hand him?

Mg-11

Cat tail butt plug

Nothing, use your hands mung daal

Keyblade

Sex?

Yes please

* f u c k I n g

He, but not him. because I will never be him

She/they

What did ben do in guam?

Me 👉👈

Https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_Conventions

Missionary work to convert the natives

Hunt squishmallows to extinction

Favorite movie?

Cat in the hat

Horton hears a who

The lorax

How the grinch stole christmas (2000)

Is joey cool?

Yes!! (im lying so he doesnt cry)

Yes (obvi)

Nobody asked

Eww

Which cryptid would you tap?

Sasquatch

Mothman

Me and the boys at 3am looking for b e a n s

Fiji mermaid (head of monkey, breasts of woman)

Favorite book?

I cant reed (iliturit)

The strange case of origami yoda

Necronomicon

The fault in our stars

Your mom calls and you got your dick in your hands. What do you do?

Answer and climax

Zip up and answer. Get dick caught in fly

Hang up & continue browsing rule 34

Pause cam, mute mic, answer

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