W H I C H B I R D A R E Y O U ?

What's your gender?

pink

blue

yellow

gamer

Do you identify as...

a fine boi

he CHOMNK

a heckin chonker

OH LORD HE COMING

His Majesty Big Chungus himself

When you're standing in the queue at Tesco and realise you forgot something, do you go back and get it?

yes, I'm taking the risk

no, I'd rather stay in the queue

If given the choice between eternal supply of chicken nuggets (can be veggie nuggets) and immortality, which would you choose?

nuggets

immortality

your mum

too high, didn't understand the question

The male duck often forces the female duck to have intercourse. Should this be prohibited by the British government?

yes, consent is very important

no, fuck women (literally)

what is intercourse?

The male bird of paradise is only allowed to mate with the female if she likes the dance he performed. What are your thoughts on this?

good, she should be able to choose

bad, that's unpaid labour for the male bird

I don't really care about bird feminism

If Boris Johnson was to be attacked by a swarm of crows, how would you react?

protecc

attacc

stay bacc

If you were a bird and saw a pile of crumbs on the floor, but also a group of humans next to them, what would you do?

nosedive into the crumbs

wait until the humans are gone

quickly flutter back and forth, grabbing the crumbs one by one

start crying and have a panic attack

smoke weed and forget about the crumbs

If you got an assignment that's due in 30 days, when would you start working on it?

today

in 29 days

somewhere inbetween

never

Do you support LGBT rights?

yes

what is LGBT?

haha gay

After a stressful day, you prefer to hang out with your friends or by yourself?

with my friends

by myself

with one friend

with your mum

If you were walking down the street and saw a person that doesn't match your beauty standards, how would you react?

point your finger at them and yell "haha retard"

ignore them

smile at them

shit yourself

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