Make a Sandwich

A whimsical, surreal illustration of various bizarre sandwiches stacked high, incorporating unusual ingredients like ice cream, gummy bears, and ham, set on a colorful picnic table under a sunny sky.

The Sandwich Quiz: What's Your Flavor?

Have you ever wondered what your sandwich choices say about you? Dive into this fun and quirky quiz to find out how your selections create a uniquely bizarre sandwich masterpiece!

Five thought-provoking questions
Humor mixed with sandwich lore
Discover your sandwich personality

5 Questions1 MinutesCreated by TastyBite237

Pick some bread. The foundation of any good sandwich.

White bread. Tasteless, inoffensive. Sure, whatever.

Rye. You hate yourself anyway, why would your sandwich be good?

Sourdough. The starter for this bread was the pride of someone's family.

Pumpernickel. I guess you're that person.

Plate. No bread for you.

Pick the first ingredient.

Pickles. Oh ho ho! Starting with pickles. The hubris.

Lettuce. BLECH. GOOD FOR YOU.

Mayonnaise. You are already disappointed in your sandwich. One day slides into the next. You think your neighbor might leave his wife.

Ham. Your yard is in flames.

Peanut butter. It's that kind of sandwich.

Pick ANOTHER ingredient.

Chocolate chips. My my. Who are you, Ava Gardner?

Tuna fish. That's sensible. You think it's tuna, anyway.

Soup. You slowly dump soup onto your fledgling sandwich. You don't know how much soup to add. Keep dumping.

Ham. The apple tree your grandfather planted is engulfed in flames. It will never bear fruit again.

Hummus. It's something else, only mushed up!

Pick your final ingredient.

Ice cream. You scoop ice cream from the tub with your bare hands. Who bought this ice cream? When? Why is there so much?

Carpet fiber. You know exactly whose carpet fiber this is, and you know exactly what the cops will think.

Ham. The floorboards are hot under your feet and the air tastes burnt. The walls char and crumble around you.

Cheese! What a normal thing to put on a sandwich!

Gummy bears. You add them by the fistful.

Garnish your sandwish!

Potato chips. What nice accompaniment for a sandwich.

Celery sticks. *holds nose* Eating celery expends more calories than if you are when you have eating it :0)

Milk. You fumble around in the fridge for a glass of milk. You have several open glasses of milk stacked precariously in your fridge.

Whipped cream. You know what, do it up.

Ham. There is only heat and ham.

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