Are you an Archie or an Atwood?

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Are You Archie or Atwood?

Discover your true self with our engaging quiz, "Are You Archie or Atwood?" This quirky assessment will help you uncover whether you lean more towards the playful charm of Archie or the thoughtful depth of Atwood. Answer questions about your preferences, personality, and behavior in this fun and light-hearted way!

16 unique questions
Multiple choice answers
Scores that reveal your personality type

15 Questions4 MinutesCreated by DancingPenguin42

If you had a $60 memory foam bed and your own personal faux fur blankets, would you instead sleep on the floor, mere inches from it?

The assassins expect me to be sleeping peacefully in your precious furs. I will live to see another day if my body rests on your Amazon carpet.

I need a nightlight and I poop in my water bowl when I sleep. I am one year old.

Do you know many words or more like 5-8 words?

My lexicon includes even the most ancient Aramaic texts.

Archie good boy

We're out on a walk, do you poop for 20 minutes on someone's memorial azaleas or do you try to fly away from me right as someone passes me to get their mail?

I have liquid diarrhea on Sharon's mom's flowers in direct line of sight of her Ring camera

I use the entire length of my flight suit leash's length and have to be shoved under your shirt for the rest of the walk. Why are we not using my backpack!!

We're on a drive! Do you roll down your window all the way and keep your paw on the button so I can't put it back up, while you dangle half of your body in the wind or are you in a backpack screaming?

I'm just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel But I'm still in love with Judas, baby

Scream

You have one minute alone in the house, what are you able to destroy?

Entire trash bag, break a cereal bowl, eat expensive underwear. Maybe even poison. Doesn't matter. I am made of pure spite. I will never need the Care card.

Hard to say. Have you somehow expressed to me that an item is precious? If so that is the thing I like. That is what I choose. Anything that will make use of the Care card.

Beggin Strips or Millet?

I'll eat either.

Only seed. Forever. I don't care how much the organic vet approved pellets cost you. Fuck vegetables. Fuck it all. Fuck you.

What is your opinion on grandma?

I love grandma. Grandma is the best. When will she babysit again? She is so great.

She literally wants to drop me off in another neighborhood.

Are you an Archie or an Atwood?

Are You Archie or Atwood?

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