take this quiz.
meh
ew
slay
eheheheh (you can’t be serious dude)
Who’s your partner in crime?
hula pilot doll
king julien
a bag of chips
math
What color out of these do you like the best?
red
blue
yellow
puke green
How active is your sex life?
active (not really)
hitting clubs every night
why must you wound me so
what’s sex
What’s your favorite profanity?
dick
fuck
HBWISN WODNSOB SIENJDNS
i don’t curse. (shit)
How do you feel about humans?
i LOVE humans
yummy
underdeveloped race
what about them
What flavored condom do you like the best?
you use those?
condoms?
sour apple
blue raspberry
Which of these is your favorite book series?
warrior cats
magic tree house
50 shades of gray
i survived (i’m actually the author)
What’s your favorite school subject?
statistics
lunch
art
theatre! drama!
Knife of choice?
butterfly knife
pocket knife
butter knife
SWORD
What’s your favorite season?
fall
spring
winter
summer
Who’s your favorite disney princess?
mulan
belle
tiana
esmeralda
What dumb way to die would you die?
use your private parts as piranha bait
teach yourself how to fly
eat a tube of superglue
wonder what a red button do
Who’s your favorite mean girl from mean girls?
regina
gretchen
karen
cady
Favorite device?
tablet
phone
explosive device
ipad
Favorite drink?
soda
milkshakes
juice
water
How was your school life spent?
that mix of popular but unknown
actually got good grades
everyone loved me
selling drugs
Favorite candy?
chocolate
toxic wastes/sour shit
skittles
off brand m and ms
Favorite animal?
penguin.
dogs
cats
sharks
it’s done. your reaction?
finally jesus this was long
it was fun
meh
what’s done?
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