Which one of Isabel's questionable exes are you?

What's your idea of a perfect date <3

A walk in Cherokee park way far away from society, where we won't have to interact with anyone else because you hate people. You also expect me to smoke weed with you once we get to a nice spot.

An evening sequestered in your basement eating waffles for dinner and watching unplaceable comedy specials by old men.

A showing of the animated movie Sing where you finger me in the front row and then take me to get free pizza at your workplace after.

A summer evening at Lakeside where we almost kiss underwater and unbeknownst to me, you're tripping on acid the whole time.

Driving aimlessly up and down river road until we decide to loiter at Captains Quarters, and eventually make out on a muddy dock at Harrods Creek.

What's closest to your typical attire?

A band tee, black skinny jeans, a silly little studded vest and a fanny pack.

One of your dad's ill-fitting t-shirts, chinos, and the red new balances you have never taken off in your life.

A green t shirt, jeans, and no shoes because you're grounding yourself.

You fluctuate every day between punk, dapper, troye Sivan, and the literal devil.

A drug rug, reindeer pajama pants and a beautiful pair of moccasins.

What was your best moment in our relationship?

Writing me 21 letters from Cuba over spring break, complete with illustrations, about how much you loved and missed me.

Writing at least ten decent sounding songs about me and my green eyes...

Bringing me handpicked flowers and a poem just cause. We weren't even dating

Maybe comforting me when I was sad but not even because it was part of your scheme. So giving me half of your edible at forecastle.

Writing me long long letters while you were at college about how I was your soulmate and all the things you loved about me

What was your fatal flaw 😔

Crossing a huge sexual boundary completely unprompted during phone sex

Pretending I didn't exist at a play in front of all our friends while we were months into our relationship

Taking my money to buy drugs and telling me your single two goals in our relationship were to get me to do acid with you and have sex with me.

Pulling out a condom while we were literally just making out

Saying the hickey you gave me was your branding of me, "like how you brand a cow".

What kept me coming back for more 😒

Your beautiful blonde mane, free spirit and how sweet you were to me

Your self taught musical abilities

Your Volvo and strong arms and how at home I felt

Your literal manipulation, charisma, and being my first love

The fact I could use you to make someone else jealous

What are you aspiring to do with your life?

Live in NYC and make short films, whilst being tiktok famous in the meantime.

Say you're going to release your music but never do it, and work for your dad as a carpenter

You are lit rally drifting through space and time

Acting, but you've just been exiled from your school because you've been outed as an abuser.

Work at Heine brothers for all eternity and lead a centered zen life.

What's your relationship with your family like?

Psychotic everyone is a mess

You despise your mother and idolize your father who had a six year affair

Mama's boy and spend all your time with your three brothers who all look like clones of you

Mamas boy but concerning

At a distance from your parents but they mean well...your dad is obsessed with me also.

What do u like in bed... :0

You're a self proclaimed switch, have had sex with at least 100 people and that's just in Louisville, and tend to go for underage girls.

You are a Feeder.

Kinda vanilla but u loved choking me

You love public sex and calling me a dirty slut!!

You're just a whimsical being <3

And finally, what do you miss the most about me? 😔

How fun it was to toy with my feelings

Apparently everything, not a day goes by that you don't think of me

You don't think of me, you've got bigger fish to fry like being cancelled in two separate cities

How you once felt like we were soulmates :,(

My witty personality 🤗

Which one of Isabel's questionable exes are you?

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