Who is Melissa Nelson, really?

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Discover the Real Melissa Nelson

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If Melissa was a TV-Advert, which would she be?

Nike: Just Do It.

Coke: Share a Coke.

Wendy's: Where's the Beef?

Green Giant: Bigger is Better.

In these legendary pictures, what song is Melissa singing?

Bowie: 'Heroes'.

Arctic Monkeys: Do I Wanna Know?

Queen: 'Don't Stop Me Now'.

Oasis: 'Wonderwall'.

What is a pathetically embarrassing fact about Melissa?

She has never seen Lord of the Rings, yet fancy dressed as a character.

She has never seen the Star Wars Prequels, yet still quotes them.

Melissa once hosted a Great Gatsby themed party despite never having watched The Great Gatsby.

She put a glow stick in the amnesty bin at Boomtown.

Who did Melissa vote for in the general election?

Lib Dem’s (because she doesn’t like labour or tories).

Green Party (she cares about the environment).

Conservatives (she likes money).

Labour (because she has a good sense of humour)

What is Melissa's deepest, darkest secret from her past? (multiple choice).

She used to be a gamer girl.

She used to write Harry Potter fan fictions.

She used to have a rock collection, even going as far as to ask her father to bring rocks back from business trips.

She was born in Wales.

To come to terms with why she is roasted constantly, Melissa believes it is due to..

Her having 'that sort of face'.

Her ability to receive roasts well.

Her ability to reciprocate and ‘counter roast’.

She has never come to terms with it. Each time she is roasted, a bit of her dies.

What happened that suddenly made Melissa so happy?

She found out that you can’t get pregnant through kissing.

She found out that the mattress store sells mattresses for very cheap.

She found out you don’t actually have to be funny to join the MDs.

She leant that if you drink enough water on a night out you don’t feel sad the next day.

Melissa's ramen addiction has gotten out of hand. How much money has she spent on ramen this academic year?

£75

£85

£100

£120

Melissa can barely speak English. This is surprisingly not due to a speech impediment, but due to the fact she is bilingual. What is her second language?

Turkish

Cypriot Greek

Arabic

Hebrew

Which part of Melissa stopped working that prevented her from rowing during the last few weeks of rowing reason?

Many of Melissa's friends desperately wanted something Melissa had. What was it?

Her Dad: he is very good looking and makes the girls swoon.

Her eyebrows: they are very thicc and lush.

Her dog: it was a puppy at that point and thus was very cute.

Her house: it is custom built with many artistic twists.

Every year, freshers' take immediate notice of Melissa for one reason. What lures these freshers in??

'Her powerful legs.'

'Her enchanting eyes.'

'Her slender body shape.'

'Her small, cute nose.'

It was her personality. Melissa is not an object.

They never took notice; they were looking at the girl next to her.

Melissa swears she is not an Oxbridge reject. What is the most likely explanation?

She never applied to Oxbridge because 'I wouldn’t have fit in there and I prefer London anyway and I like having more free time’.

She did apply to Oxbridge, but her massive ego couldn't deal with the rejection, so she she blocked it out her memory.

Melissa just scraped the BMAT scores required for Oxbridge, but came to UCL because she wanted to appear smarter in her cohort.

She did apply to Oxbridge, but got rejected, but it doesn't matter because 'I wouldn’t have fit in there and I prefer London anyway and I like having more free time’.

What is Melissa’s exact address?

98 Lodge Rd, Stratford-upon-Avon, CV37 9DN

49 Baker Ave, Stratford-upon-Avon, CV37 9PN

56 Drayton Ave, Stratford-upon-Avon, CV37 3PF

72 Emmerson Ave, Stratford-upon-Avon, CV37 9DX

Melissa believes the home is where the heart is, so her home is with RUMSBC.

Finally, true truly understand the damaged psychology of Melissa Nelson, what decision in her past led her to studying medicine?

She received the MMR combined vaccination as a child and seeks a cure.

She visited a fortune teller at a carnival, who jokingly told her she could get the grades.

She was told doctors work reasonable hours and receive good pay.

She thought Virgin Health Care was health care delivered by a virgin and wanted to help out.

Who is Melissa Nelson, really?

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