I not only assign you one of my morally questionable childhood crushes, but on top of that, I brutally psychoanalyze you and I don't hold back!

This may be the most fun and deranged thing i've ever done!!! Don't take this too personally but I am ab to rip u to shreds!!! :D

Let's start!!!!

Pick a song that was popular on tik tok back before I deleted it

Pick an EPCOT attraction (heavily based on vibes so no need for experience here)

It's friday night and ur at UF because you're a whore for that school or something. What r u doing rn?

At the library. again.

Probably stalking instagram to find some drama

Planning a silly movie night or social activity with all my friends!

Reading or maybe even laying in bed. I havent left my room in months. Idk what sunlight feels like anymore.

Working on a non-school related project or hobby

Talking shit with friends as I convince them to do something stupid for the upteenth time

Choose a quote from one of the crushes, except the quote will contribute to giving you a different crush as your result

"i control the shadows. They do not control me."

"pants have six less legs than a squid."

"and know that I am with you always, yes, to the end of time."

"you don't get it if you don't ask first."

...silence...

"changing from bad to good's as easy as taking your first step."

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