Important quiz
What is your emotional response to the following statement? "egg"
Neutral
Somewhat troubled
Deeply troubled
Sensual
Favorite texting face??
XD
OWo
X3
O3o
:D
;)
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
>:P
About how often do you text your grandmother about her prostate issues?
Daily. I am very concerned about her prostate and I am always willing to text her to offer advice on how to clean up unwanted messes that her issue presents.
Weekly. I care a little bit but its kinda gross
Maybe whenever she sends me one of those letters that asks why I haven't asked her about her prostate? Otherwise not often
Close to never. I know nothing about prostates and I do not think I could offer any valuable consolation
Never. Fuck grandma
Why can't you read?
I never learned how
My parents are blind
I am blind
I do not want to
It is not important
Personal reasons/choose not to answer
It would be nice if you didn't make those comments about my mother
I'm sorry
Fuck you
If you could say anything you wanted to a famous male gymnast with concerning amounts of leg hair, what would it be?
I dont think Tostitos brand chunky salsa (medium) is a good snack food without chips
I strongly agree
I agree
I do not care
I disagree
I strongly disagree
Select any of the following that you have experienced in the past 24 hours
Unrest
Disbelief
Stupidity
Witnessed a felony
Committed a felony
Uncertainty
Egg
Why did you take my parents?!?!?!
I did not know they belonged to you
Parents are for anyone to own
They were lost. Finders keepers
I am a cold hearted bitch
I wanted them
What
Do you feel apologetic for taking them???
Not really
A little I guess, but only because you're overreacting
0% I'm the worst
Sort of
Yes I do
Well can you give them back?
No
For a price
Ok
Fine
Slugs don't have four noses
Agree
Disagree
Name the movie that every father thinks that Adam Sandler "really shoulda been in"
Dumb and Dumber
Beauty and the Beast
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Titantic
My father is a blind man
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