Name These Shows Based on the First Line of the Opening Number

“How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman…”

“Every story, tale or memoir / Every saga or romance”

“On the northeast tip of North America, on an island called Newfoundland, there's an airport.”

"On the twenty-third day of the month of September in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence."

"There’s a war going on out there somewhere, and Andrey isn’t here"

“Oh, oh, oh, woke up today, feeling the way I always do”

“Are you blind when you’re born? Can you see in the dark?”

“December 24th, 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time”

“Good news! She’s dead!”

“Have you been writing those letters to yourself?”

“Wrap your feet in Price and Son / Our work is tried and true”

“Look down, look down, don’t look ‘em in the eye”

“If you knew my story you’d have a hard time, believing me, you’d think I was lying.”

“Mama who bore me, mama who gave me, no way to handle things who made me so sad.”