You're at the Olive Garden with your extended family and your father cracks a joke about how you'll never amount to anything and all you do is sit at home and play video games, and everyone starts laughing so you get up and go to the restroom to cry but then your cousins walk into the bathroom still laughing so you lift your feet up onto the toilet seat so they don't know you're there and they joke about what a failure you are, and they finally leave so you can poop in peace but you forgot to put the toilet seat down so now you're sitting in your own shit. Part of you wants to just fucking eat it at this point because who cares, you already are shit and you are what you eat so you might as well. Do it. Revel in how disgusting it is, how disgusting YOU are, you ARE that shit. Do it now. Do you do it?