What should you do with your life?

It's 8pm and the sun is setting. You're out with your friends biking but you know your mom wants you home before the sun sets. Your friend asks you if you want to get ice cream. What do you do?

First of all, i'm dairy free so how dare you

Mommy wants me home, i have to go back because i follow the rules :(

Are you paying?

Dude check out this sick wheelie

How can i enjoy ice cream when ukranians are being bombed by russia

It's your day off from work. Whats your plans?

Call into work hoping i can pick up another shift because i love working and creating money for my superiors

Definitely jacking off at least twice today. Mommas got needs

Read my books and study for class like the brainwashed dweebus i am. maybe prof will notice me 😍

Stsrt drinking at 9am

Mow the lawn

Whats youre thoughts on 9/11?

Never heard of it

18 saudi passports found in the rubble? what good fortune for the united states government

It was a terrorist attack performedby al qadea, just like CNN told me 🙂

you have to imagine that ghostbusters 2 makes sense considering the uptick in ghosts in nyc follwing 9/11

r/noplanestheory

Some bitch cuts you off in traffic. Response?

Maybe there having an emergency. Im happy to move over and capitulate to bad behavior :)

Ride there ass too kidngdom come

You werent paying attention anyway, because you were daydreaming about the stock market

Take out youre gun and shoot them

I dont know how to drive

Ideal breakfast?

breakfast? Whats that lol, i drink 4 cups of coffee a day with no breakfast and wonder why i feel like shit all the time

Honeastly? chicken nuggets, even if society looks down on me

Eggs, bacon, and toast like the good little patriot boy who thinks for himself i am :)

Nuts, bolts and oil because im a robot

Jack and coke

Your stocking the cooler from the inside at your grocery store job when you tip over a stack of crates full of those organic glass bottle milks and they shatter and milk spills everywhere. Next move?

Placing a bet on draftkings.com for Baltimore to beat Chicago

probably try to drink it all

Shoot the rest of the customers that ask for the milk with my gun

pray with anguish and sorrow for the cows that wasted there lives and titties for this clumsy mishap

Cover it up by dumping orange juice on top of it, because its cheaper than organic milk therefore saving the company money

What if god didnt exist. Now what

nice, me being a degenerate alcohoic womanizer capitalist will suffer no consequemce in the afterlife!

Dude all my good deeds and acts of selflessness were for nothing. Im gonna be bad now

How can i think about god when covid is still on the loose. Mask up or your not an ally!

Theres probably other stuff we could worship then. Like women 😌

Seriously what do you want to do with your life

eat pizza every day and probably thats it

do mathematical equations, because numbers are so important

Trick people into buying stuff

smoke cigarettes

Tell other people when theyre wrong