If you went to the zoo to see John what section would you go first to find him
The dirty Mexican monkey
The ass muncher monkey
The cock monkey
The fat monkey
How smart is John
Graduated high-school good enough
Honors degree
Fucking bill nye type of brain
No answer provided, he’s dumb
How’s Johns work ethic
Horrible
Sits on his phone all day
Watches p@rn all day
Amazing
John gets a new monkey mate in his zoo cage what is johns first move
Gets aroused
Sniffs the other monkeys ass for dominance
Starts putting all of the bananas in his @ss so the other monkey can’t have johns bananas
Literally throws his own shit at the other monkey
Pulls out his big ol beer belly
If John was a toy what would his toy name be
The ass muncher 3.0
The monkey sucker
Harambe
All of the above he has many different models
Lastly take a guess how long johns pp is (no wrong answer)
1in
2cm (packin)
1mm
1cm
1 thousands of an inch
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