Which bastard are you?

A whimsical illustration of various characters representing different personality types, with exaggerated emotions and funny expressions, showcasing introversion and extroversion in a light-hearted, colorful style.

Which Bastard Are You?

Ever wondered what type of bastard you truly are? Take this quirky quiz to find out your social tendencies, emotional depth, and humor style—all wrapped up in a fun and engaging format!

21 thought-provoking questions
Multiple choice and checkboxes
Uncover the humor in your personality!

21 Questions5 MinutesCreated by SassyTurtle912

Which are you?

Introvert. A recluse, really

Just an average extrovert. vibin'

Introverted but like, a normal amount

Extreme extrovert. People cower

Ambivert? god, you dont even know

Emotions?

As dead and gone as the dinosaurs

An absolute emotional wreck and everyone knows it

Buried deep, deep, down because you understand them as much as you understand how lobsters fall in love

A wild storm of emotions that will wind you up either in the gutter, pregnant, or as a murderer

Normal levels of rational and emotional. Thank god (probably a mess still)

Humour type? (select all that apply)

Humour as dark as the kitchen during 2am water hunts

One sarcastic fucker

Horrible puns

Youre as humourless as the dry adult books you tried to read as a child

Dumb light hearted jokes

Dick joke dick joke dick joke dick -

That witty humour everyone likes

Teasing and banter

Impulsive or planner?

Impulsive but you think well on your feet, like a graceful swan

Impulsive and all your choices end up in a dumpster fire

A planner but open to change and flexibility

A planner with plans so planned you cry if one (1) thing goes wrong

Got your hands in both pies (is that a saying) because youre cool like that. Not really more than the other

Socializing skills

Theres no skills to speak of

Youre awkward but can manage

Youre decent. congrats!

An absolute charismatic bastard

Sexiest way to die?

The inevitable march towards our cold graves is absolutely terrifying how dare you suggest such a thing

Knife in the gut, staring into your lovers eyes, in the middle of the isolated wilderness, gripping their hand gently and eyes alight with betrayal as you fall so softly back

Something funny and lighthearted

Old age after a long, fulfilling life

Anyway. please. Just let me die.

In the most chaotic way possible. Most unusual deaths list, here I come

Which is your most significant negative emotion?

Unbridled fury

Haha no emotions here

Absolute emptiness. Taking depression to new levels

Anxiety. God youre so anxious. Holy shit

Paranoia!!!! AAAA

Jealousy and feeling like You Deserve More

Choose which obnoxiously long description you are

You are a flaming wreck, a comet ball, burning up, reaching up in the very height of brilliance and glory before falling back to earth in an angry storm of destruction

You are an empty, hollowed shell of a human being

You are stone cold and empty the few times a spark of emotion alight within you you go off in a self destructive blaze to escape this terror

You are fists full of determination that will come up kicking and fighting for each ambitious ideal to the point everything is destroyed in your wake

Youre functioning (maybe) (probably not)

Law?

The law holds no power over me. Just watch me

Will follow it mainly, unless its harmful or in your way

Will do minor grievances like pirating music off youtube

Rule follower!!

Which describes you the best?

You feel like you belong, like youre an essential part of the group

You only feel connected to a couple, and struggle with it

You always feel like youre on the fringes of everything no matter how hard you try. Emotional connection seems out of reach

You feel connected to others but not in an extreme amount

Mcdonalds? ?? ? ?

MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS

We have food at home

* goes through mcdonalds drive through * * orders single black coffee and leaves *

Which bastard are you?

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