Which bastard are you?
Which Bastard Are You?
Ever wondered what type of bastard you truly are? Take this quirky quiz to find out your social tendencies, emotional depth, and humor style—all wrapped up in a fun and engaging format!
- 21 thought-provoking questions
- Multiple choice and checkboxes
- Uncover the humor in your personality!
What is your reaction to seeing an acquaintance in public?
Run up excitedly like a rabid dog
Implying I go into public
Small wave, maybe small talk. adulting™
Hide. Oh god oh fuck
Just continue vibing as if they arent there
Try to make small talk, end up rambling
Nod in acknowledgement, continue on
Stab them or cling onto them, no in between
Regard them coolly. Their presence is insignificant
Spark up a conversation like the charming bastard you are
T pose for dominance
Talk to them tonelessly like the emotionless bastard you are
They run away. From you.
Which are you?
Introvert. A recluse, really
Just an average extrovert. vibin'
Introverted but like, a normal amount
Extreme extrovert. People cower
Ambivert? god, you dont even know
Emotions?
As dead and gone as the dinosaurs
An absolute emotional wreck and everyone knows it
Buried deep, deep, down because you understand them as much as you understand how lobsters fall in love
A wild storm of emotions that will wind you up either in the gutter, pregnant, or as a murderer
Normal levels of rational and emotional. Thank god (probably a mess still)
Which would describe you? (select all that apply)
A real smartass
Nerdy. Fuckin geek
Actually intelligent
A nice person. surprise!
An absolute asshole. me 2
Cinnamon roll??????
A true and pure dumbass
Truly compassionate
A narcissitic bastard. ily
Absolutely truly self loathing
A loud and hot screaming wreck
Calm and in control
Dead inside.
Escapist hahahahah
Obnoxiously ambitious
Humour type? (select all that apply)
Humour as dark as the kitchen during 2am water hunts
One sarcastic fucker
Horrible puns
Youre as humourless as the dry adult books you tried to read as a child
Dumb light hearted jokes
Dick joke dick joke dick joke dick -
That witty humour everyone likes
Teasing and banter
Impulsive or planner?
Impulsive but you think well on your feet, like a graceful swan
Impulsive and all your choices end up in a dumpster fire
A planner but open to change and flexibility
A planner with plans so planned you cry if one (1) thing goes wrong
Got your hands in both pies (is that a saying) because youre cool like that. Not really more than the other
Are you a good person?
Yah
Nah
Up for debate
Socializing skills
Theres no skills to speak of
Youre awkward but can manage
Youre decent. congrats!
An absolute charismatic bastard
Sexiest way to die?
The inevitable march towards our cold graves is absolutely terrifying how dare you suggest such a thing
Knife in the gut, staring into your lovers eyes, in the middle of the isolated wilderness, gripping their hand gently and eyes alight with betrayal as you fall so softly back
Something funny and lighthearted
Old age after a long, fulfilling life
Anyway. please. Just let me die.
In the most chaotic way possible. Most unusual deaths list, here I come
Which is your most significant negative emotion?
Unbridled fury
Haha no emotions here
Absolute emptiness. Taking depression to new levels
Anxiety. God youre so anxious. Holy shit
Paranoia!!!! AAAA
Jealousy and feeling like You Deserve More
Are you self aware?
God yes
God no
As much as the average person
Choose which obnoxiously long description you are
You are a flaming wreck, a comet ball, burning up, reaching up in the very height of brilliance and glory before falling back to earth in an angry storm of destruction
You are an empty, hollowed shell of a human being
You are stone cold and empty the few times a spark of emotion alight within you you go off in a self destructive blaze to escape this terror
You are fists full of determination that will come up kicking and fighting for each ambitious ideal to the point everything is destroyed in your wake
Youre functioning (maybe) (probably not)
:^) choose
Water
Earth
Air
Fire
Kids?
I am Mom Friend and Parent To All
Theyre okay
No idea how to interact with them but I will die for them
Get them away. please.
Demons
Not the best with them
Law?
The law holds no power over me. Just watch me
Will follow it mainly, unless its harmful or in your way
Will do minor grievances like pirating music off youtube
Rule follower!!
Do you:
Listen to your gut, impulses, and feelings
Do whats rational and logical
Follow your emotions and heart
Gifted child™?
Yes babey
Nah
God fuck no
Which describes you the best?
You feel like you belong, like youre an essential part of the group
You only feel connected to a couple, and struggle with it
You always feel like youre on the fringes of everything no matter how hard you try. Emotional connection seems out of reach
You feel connected to others but not in an extreme amount
Are you:
Open minded, a dreamer, imaginative
Down to earth, pragmatic, practical
Not more than the other
God complex (note: yes can exist with self loathing)?
God yes
God no
Not really
Not quite that level
Mcdonalds? ?? ? ?
MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS
We have food at home
* goes through mcdonalds drive through * * orders single black coffee and leaves *
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