<div><span style='font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace;'>which obscure zuko mood are you feeling today?</span></div>

My hypothetical pet alpaca is named:

Poindexter

How the fuck would I take care of an alpaca??

Sharise

Merl

I would let the alpaca handle it

None of your damn business

Why am I the way that I am?

Probably childhood trauma

Who are we to speak on the machinations of the universe?

Pfft talk about myself? No thx

God, don't make me answer this

I don't f****** know!!!!!

Because someone gave me access to the internet.

If only I had the energy for introspection...

Well, probably due to social, economic, cultural, and other factors that have all contributed to my unique personality and worldview.

Would I go on a roller coaster if it appeared in front of me right now?

Who am I to question a sign like that?

Is it safety-certified??? I think the f*** not!

Well yeah, but only if you went with me.

My life is a roller coaster already so why the f*** not

Stop asking me dumb a** questions

F*** yeah I would

I would describe my current relationship with the internet as:

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