Which Ho House Member are you?

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Which Ho House Member Are You?

Discover which charming character from the Ho House you relate to the most! This fun quiz dives into your personality, preferences, and quirks to match you with a fictional friend. With a variety of light-hearted questions, you'll enjoy finding out where you truly fit in.

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16 Questions4 MinutesCreated by DancingStar432

Who are you on a night out?

Obliterated post social, embarrassing in every form, will probably wet yourself

Cocky af and gagging for a fight but will probably cry before the night is over

Chat unbelievable amounts of shit to anyone willing to listen, not a night out unless it ends in tears

Usually mothering all your useless friends, prone to a cheeky TC, spams every social media form known to man

All that matters is ensuring a pull

Socialising with all my millions of friends before inevitably getting it wrong

What's your type?

Emotionally unavailable, probably lives 10,000 miles away

Skinny white boys whose names start with J

Girls, boys, not fussed really. Preferably already my best mate

Tom Holland

Noodle Bois and TikTok lesbians

Ginger

Life motto?

"Just Banta Init"

"You can't be sure before you overthink"

"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

"Nah like that's illegal"

"Fashionably late is on time"

"Grow some balls and suck it up"

Go to outfit?

Sports leggings & a Brandy Melville sweatshirt

Checked trousers, air force ones, Travis Scott merch

Black jeans, white flowy top, colourful headband

Gymshark

Knitted jumper, leopard print jeans and mulberry bag

Buffalo shoes, obnoxious jumper and clips. NB theres no such thing as too many layered necklaces

How have you been passing time in quarantine?

What is your greatest talent?

Drastic mood changes in the space of 5 minutes

Being able to jump out a plane without a parachute and living to tell the tale

Missing the mark

Dishing it out but not being able to take it

Forgetting there's more to life than boys

Leaving a night out early for a shag

Morning Routine?

Wake at 8am, coffee, porridge, gym

Wake at 7am for training, room cleaned and work started by 10am

Wake at midday, watch Youtube for 3 hours just in time for dinner

Wake at 9am, nap at noon

Wake at 10am, beg someone to bring me coffee in bed

Wake at either 8am or 1pm, there is no between. No coffee neccessary.

Text you're most likely to send at 3am?

Hi, do you hate me?

You up?

*sends tik tok*

The existential dread of being crushed under the weight of the capitalist machine has caused my soul to leave my body where it wanders aimlessly across the astral plane crying like a banshee

There would have to be an emergency for me to be awake at such an ungodly hour

Omg have you seen Shane Dawson's new conspiracy theories video??

Which Ho House Member are you?

Which Ho House Member Are You?

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