Friendship test 😁😁

Agr mery ek caror k lautry Nikal ay to m kia krogy??

Tumhe udhaar diye huay 50 rupay wapas karunga/karungi.

Hum dono ghumnay chalenge (Sirf sapno mein).

Tumhe pechanne se hi inkaar kar dunga/dungi ("Who are you?").

Tumhe ek sasti wali treat khilaunga/khilaungi.

Tumry SAB s bare superpower kia h

Har plan ke end moment par mukar jana (Plan cancel expert).

Fuzool tareen mashwaray (advice) dena.

Sarcastic memes ka reply 0.5 seconds mein dena, lekin normal message ka 5 ghante baad.

Har waqt paise na hone ka rona rona.

Agar mujy police pakar k lejy to tum ki krogy ?

Jail ke andar mere barabar wale cell mein band miloge.

Police walon ko rishwat dekar mujhe aur pitwaoge.

Thane aakar meri bail (zamanat) karwaoge.

Bahar khade hokar meri video banaoge reels ke liye.

Mera mood khrab ho to tumra pehla reaction kia hota h dilm?

Tumhe farq hi nahi padta, tum apni hi dhun mein rehte ho.

Hadd hai, ab tera ye naya naatki shuru ho gaya."

Aww, kya hua?" (Sirf dikhawe ke liye).

Chhor yaar, chal kuch khane chalte hain."

Agar hum dono ka breakup ho jaye (apne partners se), toh hum kya karenge

Chup chap bhtky tessre dost k burai krygy

Ek doosre ko kahenge: "Maine toh pehle hi kaha tha woh tere layak nahi tha/thi."

Sad songs sun kar ek doosre ke kandhe par royenge.

Ek doosre ko kahenge: "Maine toh pehle hi kaha tha woh tere layak nahi tha/thi."

Agar hum dono raste mein chal rahe hon aur mujhe thokar lag jaye, toh tum kya karoge?

Kahogy andhey ho kia?

Dekh kar anjaan ban jaoge ke "Main toh isay jaanta hi nahi."

Pehle sadak par baith kar zor-zor se hansoge, phir video banaoge.

Mujhe uthaoge aur kapde saaf krogy

Tumhare mutabiq, meri sab se buri aadat (worst habit) kya hai?

Baty ese ghomana Jese koi CID k afsar ho

Bilkul sasti aur ghateeya tareen memes share karna.

Plan banakar aakhri waqt par so jana.

Har waqt apna rona rona

Agar hamari dosti par koi film bane, toh uska naam kya hona chahiye?

Paise Kab Wapas Karoge?

Dumb and Dumber (Do Bewaqoof

Ek Tha Joker, Ek Thi Chudail.

Kabristan Tak Sath (Kyunke zinda toh hum ek doosre ko bardasht nahi kar sakte).

Jab tum mujhse koi cheez udhaar maangte ho, toh mere dil mein pehla khayal kya aata hai?

Iske paas apne paise khatam kab hote hain?!"

Gaye paise paani mein, ab yeh kabhi wapas nahi aane."

Agly mahine es s double logy

Chalo koi ni dost h