What five star FGO servant would you summon?

You summon a loli, what do you do?

Punch

Eat

Quit summoning school and become a hermit

ASFGLJ

Check if this bitch is meta

Literally kill yourself

Your friend keeps getting really sweet summons and you're getting 2 star trash...

It's trash, but it's MY trash :)

Genuinely happy for them because they deserve it

Bitch ain't my friend any more

Vore your units to one anothet bc that's how it works in FEH so it's worth a try

Make passive aggressive posts on Twitter

Melancholy keyboard smash

Would you fuck your servant though?

That would be gay sex, and I'm not gay

Who would know better how to fuck ME than MY SERVANT?

Yes, but only because I'm an incel and can't get laid without using a comman seal

Fucking my servant has always been my fantasy

Wrong and bad!

Yes.

What sort of relationship would you foster with your servant?

Whose dick would you suck?

Ivan. No, I am not joking

The Karjuna brothers seem sweet, clean, able to host and drive you home afterwards :)

Actually I want MY dick sucked, but okay

WTF NO EW

Increasingly, this is reminding me of that "seme or uke?????" quiz from 2006

Whose titties would you suck?

Scheherazade or Drake bc I'm a big boy and need big titty

Nitocris or Circe or someone normal and cute, the fuck

I'm deeply uncomfortable

I'm a neckbeard and want to pretend I respect my servants too much to want to suck their titties

Big titty goth gf

Hey

Fuck you

Okay

I don't know what result I got, but I'm disappointed already

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