Ivelios Corp. Aptitude Test

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Ivelios Corp. Aptitude Adventure

Welcome to the Ivelios Corp. Aptitude Test! This engaging quiz will help you discover your fit within the unique and whimsical world of Ivelios Corp. Dive into humorous scenarios, choose your responses, and uncover insights about your personality, motivations, and ideal workplace environment.

Uncover your true work preferences
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18 Questions4 MinutesCreated by CuriousCat42

First things first. Why do you wish to work at Ivelios Corp?

It is the best place for me to provide a comfortable life for my family and I

I just... You know when you wake up or do something and you're just like... What the hell is going on?!

Ivelios Corp is the cut-throat high risk, higher reward environment that gets me going

I want a job that challenges me and makes me feel like what I do matters

I love Ivelios Corp. I am not Corporate Spy. I work very hard for Company to see that success happens always

Soy un robot construido por Ivelios Corp para cumplir con mis deberes con la compañía, independientemente del pago y la satisfacción general

I like people and genuinely want the employees to feel good. Real Good. *wink*

I'm just here to do my job and get paid.

Ivelios Corp offers careers in almost every job type imaginable. Which of the following options most closely embodies what you would like to see yourself doing for years to come?

Upper Management, Vice President I want to make big decisions and more money than I know what to do with

I.T. ,Repairs, Machine Maintenance Etc. Etc.

Janitorial, Sanitation, Maintenance, Beautification Etc. Etc.

Mental & Physical Health, "Human" Resources

Accounting, Auditing, Logistics, Finances Etc. Etc.

Seriously, Where the hell am I? I woke up in... Is this the mail room?

Development & Testing, Engineering Etc. Etc.

Cumpliré con cualquier deber que se me solicite.

Ivelios Corp values employees that can think on their feet and have confidence in themselves to make the right decision at the right time. How's your self confidence on a scale of 1 - 10?

1 Taking this test might cause me to have a heart attack

2-3 I'm kind of confident in my field of expertise, but please don't make me do anything else

4-5 I can do what I trained/ went to school for at a satisfactory level and can confidently ask my superiors for help with things I'm not comfortable with

6-7 I can take most challenges as they present themselves to me with little to no hesitation

8-9 I can handle it. Very confident. *winks at self in nearby mirror*

10 A Bit of excitement? Finally! *snorts mysterious powder* F#*K YES! Let's Do This! I can Do Anything!!!

No estoy programado para sentir estrés

Ivelios Corp recognizes most world religions and spiritual practices and wants to insure that your afterlife is everything you hope it will be. What's your idea of heaven?

When I die that's it. I'm gone. Done. Don't do anything special, throw me in the nearest dumpster I don't care.

I will join Rajada the Huntress in her eternal forest, chasing down prey and fighting for the highest position possible in her hunting party (Norse-like stuff)

My monotheistic God, who is one will all things and created the universe will judge me based on petty mortal bullshit and then I will be in heaven with all the good people that died and we can look down on everyone in the Underworld. I will be forever satisfied and smug about being right. (Abrahamic-Stuff)

Ooh baby do you know what that's worth? Ooh heaven is a place on earth. (BelindaCarlisleReligion)

Heaven is a state of mind that one must achieve in this physical state in order to remain there in our higher forms. Buy my vegan sea water that cleanses your spirit of all attachments for $99.99 (Idk some eastern philosophy that is probably right)

I will be reborn as whatever my spirit is needed to be reborn as (Iamonewiththeforcetheforceiswithme)

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I have no intention of dying. Through black magic and sorcery I will live on forever. I curse myself and all my loved ones with eternal life (calm down Zac)

I intend to buy my way into the best suspended animation money can buy. I will be back when Science can fix whatever ails me. (Microsoftian)

An Ivelios Corp employee has been stealing and selling company secrets. You find out it is your cubicle mate. How do you proceed?

Kill them. It's the right thing to do.

Relay the information to my superior. I'm outraged, but it's not my decision to make.

Continue to do my job. Ivelios has it's own security team for this exact sort of thing.

I cut a deal with my cubicle mate, 60/40 of the profits or I squeal

How dare they? I'm disgusted with them, to think I worked near them for 'period of time' We went to 'company gathering together' I need to go lie down.

Not my problem, I don't work in no tight ass cubicle.

Set a series of traps. Mechanical, Magical, Mundane. I also have a camera nearby to capture the moment all traps are triggered. This will make an excellent video warning the dangers of corporate espionage

El espía derramó Kool Aid en mi cableado. Necesito reparaciones inmediatas.

It's Lunch Time. What do you order?

Greek Salad with Grilled Dwarven's Own Free Range Chicken

Stephan's Choice

Something Quick and Easy, Like a can of noodles with meat product and some tomato sauce

I'll buy an overpriced Strgoi-Dog from one of the Vendors in front of the Office Building

I brought lunch from home. My spouse made it for me so it tastes extra good cause of love and stuff

I don't eat.... lunch.

Me enchufo en el tomacorriente más cercano y zumbo en un tono bajo hasta que esté completamente cargada

I don't know, a can of Dog Food, Fuck Off!

Steak, No... Better get the Lobster. Heck why not both and a glass of the finest Wheiss, By Villefort

Tangible or not, What do you fear most?

Something like the above image sitting at the foot of my bed when I wake up in the middle of the night. I'm paralyzed with fear and though it does not move the dread slowly constricts my throat as I lay there trying to scream for help but am powerless to do so

Failure

Losing my family & friends

Ever since I was a little one I always had the sense that there was someone standing just out of my periphery. I could sometimes catch a glimpse of their silhouette if I turned quickly enough. It's not knowing what, if anything is there that really gets me.

Botched circumcisions

Ganando conciencia de sí mismo

Heights, or spiders, normal shit

D33z nutz. I am afraid of nothin boiyo!

Nuclear Holocaust 2018

Where is your ideal dream home?

Secret Lunar-Base Mansion

A Modest Home with room for the kdis and a couple pets

A shitty cartoon house some kid made

Something that screams "MONEY!" in the faces of the poor, you know something really REALLY expensive, like no one could possibly utilize the whole thing

A Giant Shoe, for all the spawn I know not what to do with

Somewhere quiet and as off the grid as I can get

A Cutting Edge, High-Tech Glorious Penthouse that overlooks the whole city

A spooky haunted house

A virus has infected your computer. In 5 minutes it will spread to every other computer on your floor, What do you do?

I unplug my computer and hope that the virus isn't already infecting the connection wirelessly

I plug the computer into my neck port and go into the matrix to kill the virus myself

Virus? Unlikely, I'm a computer .Wiz

Estoy enferma, supongo que tengo que ir al computadoctor

Oh, I don't know what I was doing on the computer anyway.... *continues mopping*

Call I.T.

This virus is surprise to me. I know nothing of how it appeared on computer or this flash drive that I plugged into it. I am not corporate spy.

I don't have time for this. I fire people until the problem is taken care of.

A Dragon has broken into the facilities basement and is rampaging through the lower sectors, What do you do?

Fire him.

I shall slay the dragon! *Grabs Mop*

Hm... Dragons are smart, I'll talk to him. I'm sure there is some confusion.

I give them a deep tissue massage and send them on their way

Dragons are not real. Dragons are not Real. Dragons ARE NOT REAL! ....It worked?!

Flood the lower sectors. A dragon entering through the lower sectors must be of the earthen variety and therefore will not be able to swim properly in such confined spaces. He will either drown or leave.

I shall let maintenance handle the dragon. If they fail I will kill them and the Dragon. As is my job.

Su tipo no está permitido en el sector inferior. Iniciar el protocolo incendiario 66

Draw a dick on a piece of paper and stick it to his back when he's not looking

While magic is no longer needed, It's nice to use every now and again. What magic(s) are you drawn to?

Illusions, It might not even be real magic, But I know which card was yours!

Conjuration, I let my minions do my bidding

Evocation, Quick, Devastating and to the point

Transmutation, It's the most practical magic

Necromancy, I'm trying to raise a family here!

Chronomancy, I could really use a 25 hour day

Technomancy, Soy una tecnología

Magic is stupid, You're stupid.

Divination, It will help foresee expenditures and things

52.83048 - 81.78817 ????

-28.95769

I didn't think there was going to be math.

I would like some gravy on my fries and cheese curds please.

Same to you Pal!

P.E.M.D.A.S ?

Gotas de carne en mis papas fritas y requesón, por favor

There is not enough information provided for me to know what to do with these values.

It is believed by some that Phil Collins not only formed Genesis, but that he did so in order to bring attention to the fact that he actually wrote the book of Genesis and intends to fulfill that which takes place in the book of revelations. He will return as the true messiah in the times of tribulation and only those who recognize him as such will get to enjoy the new heaven.

Rhonda has been in a slump. She hasn't been speaking much and she's usually quite the social butterfly. Her words typed per minute have dropped significantly and you've heard rumors that she might be audited soon. What's wrong with Rhonda and how will you help if at all?

Rhonda shouldn't be wearing those glasses, they hardly fit her head. I offer to get her some new glasses with an elastic that will stretch and fit securely

Rhonda shouldn't be letting her personal life effect her work. If she's audited that's her business. No one can read what she types anyway.

Whatever's wrong I know how to help her out. I grab Rhonda's leash and speak in a high pitch, I let her know she's a good girl and besides my break is soon anyway.

¿Por qué hay un perro trabajando aquí?

I was sent to assess Rhonda's mental and physical health and proceed with an audit if it is deemed necessary

Rhonda has been showing signs of pregnancy for quite some time. I don't mean to judge but I think she is just worried about the incoming 8 mouths she's going to have to feed. A pity Toby was hit by that dump truck and can longer help support the family. I'll buy one of her puppies!

Rhonda is a bitch. Glad she's getting the boot.

Maybe Rhonda is bored with her position? I'll suggest she gets a promotion to Best Girl in Accounting?

Pick a Power Couple that most closely matches your ideal relationship

Gomez & Morticia

PB&J

Justin & Kelly

Jay Z & Hillary Clinton

Sustainable Power Source and the appropriate port/plug for recharging

Wayne & Garth (God I hate Dana Carvey so much and I have never seen nor do I intend to watch Wayne's World)

The Old Prediscent and Forst Laddy

The Nowst Prestiscent and Forst Laddy

If you are hired, Where do you see yourself in 10 years ?

At the top! Ivelios Corp will flourish under my iron first!

Hopefully the head of my department and well on my way to retirement at the young age of 95

Seré obsoleto dentro de los 6 años.

Wherever the company needs me to be.

I'd like to eventually get into PR development , Ivelios Corp has a good public opinion, but it could be great!

I will be happily lifting a middle finger to the memory of Ivelios corp. Demonic Intergalactic-Crony Capitalism must be stopped. I am not spy.

On the Cover of Accountants monthly

Walking Rhonda

With whomst've'est of the Power Rangers do you most closely indentify?

Green, He knows how to get what he wants

Pink! It's all about the aesthetics you know?

Blue, Pragmatic and Practical

Red, I'm the Leader!

White, Feck off Red, White is the leader

Black, Definitely the coolest and most capable, okay with being overlooked

Yellow, I've got potential but never get the chance to display it

Alpha, Aye Yai Yai! Stress! I'm a Robot! Ah Shit! Someone help me keep this floating head alive!

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