TFSP News Quiz: 071717

1) A 67 year old woman in the UK scheduled a routine cataract surgery for some eye issues she was having. When surgeons went in to perform the surgery, they were surprised to find that THIS was the cause of her problems:

A) 27 contact lenses that had collected over 10 years

B) A flesh eating ameba she contracted after falling into a public fountain

C) Gonorrhea she had contracted after her partner asked to finish their sex like in the “adult movies” they liked to watch together

2) A riot at a UK Prison broke out recently after inmates were told they would no longer be able to do this:

A) Watch reality TV

B) Smoke cigarettes

C) Get a serving of dessert with every dinner

D) Play poker during recreation time

3) Florida Daily DUBBS: A man in Florida received not one, but two red light camera infractions this year, but insists he couldn’t have been the driver that ran the red lights because:

A) He is blind and has never operated a vehicle

B) He is 6 years old

C) He is currently serving life in prison for killing a cop

D) That when he drives high on PCP no one can actually see him because he becomes invisible

4) A 70 year-old man was stabbed by the prostitute he hired after they did the deed and the man failed to pay her. The payment they had mutually agreed upon that he failed to give her was:

A) The keys to his 1983 Datson pickup truck and a new steering wheel cover

B) Two dollars in quarters and some edible panties

C) A giftcard to Red Lobster and a back rub

D) Three hours of him babysitting her kids and some Otterpops

TFSP News Quiz: 071717

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