The Office character quotes

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.”

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.”

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

“No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs … Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?”

“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year

“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.”