What Would You Do?

Your younger brother is convinced that the Eastasians aren't that different from us. He asks you how they look and behave. What do you tell him?

Tell him that the Eastasians are dirty, uncivilized barbarians with no morals.

Tell him that the Eastasians are well-mannered and have nice hair.

Tell him that the Eastasians are dirty, uncivilized barbarians with no morals. THEN report your brother to the Thought Police for appearing to sympathize with the enemy.

Your mother is considering "taking a day off of work." What do you tell her?

Demand that she goes to work. The Party depends on hardworking, loyal comrades.

Tell her that she should take the day off. She's been stressed lately, and she could use some time to relax.

Tell her that she should take the day off so that the two of you can go play Ingsoc chess at the Community Center.

A comrade doesn't want to join the Junior Anti-Sex League. What do you do?

Respect his/ her decision.

Tell him/ her that abstinence until marriage is the best way to maintain 24-hour-a-day devotion to your Party duties.

Join your comrade and reject the Junior Anti-Sex League.

Your spouse says that children are nasty and that he/ she doesn't want to have any. What do you do?

Cry. Children are adorable. How could he/ she?

Fine by you--children are gross!

Tell him/ her that producing loyal offspring is your duty to the Party.

You hear your father muttering, "Down with Big Brother!" in his sleep. What do you do?

Immediately report him to the Thought Police; he's a dangerous traitor.

Tell him to be careful of what he says and thinks; you wouldn't want him to get in trouble.

Ignore it. Let the man sleep in peace.

Your father says that Big Brother's mustache looks like a caterpillar. What do you do?

Laugh.

Agree.

Report him to the Thought Police. How dare he criticize Big Brother?

What Would You Do?

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