TFSP News Quiz: 041618

1) A German plastic surgeon is in trouble after the woman he was having private relations with died because they did this during sex:

A) He’d hog tied her too tightly and she suffered a cardiac episode

B) He’d put a gag in her mouth and couldn’t hear the safe word because she was suffocating

C) He’d been choking her with his belt, and hat not realized she had been lifeless for a period of at least 5 minutes

D) He’d sprinkled some cocaine onto his dick and she’d performed oral sex on him

2) A man in the UK broke into a local police station a few weeks ago. He eventually ended up stealing a police outfit which was what got him arrested after he left the station, but before he left the station, he also did this:

A) Got onto the station’s local Facebook page that was left open on a desktop PC and posted a dick pic

B) Took a massive shit on the front desk

C) Photocopied his ass and put pictures of it up at every desk

D) Removed 3/4 of the screws that held nearly every chair in the station together

3) Florida Daily Dubbs: A 20 year old Florida mother was arrested when police discovered she was allowing her 2 year old child to smoke methamphetamine and also do this:

A) Roll joints for her

B) Hold the camera for her nude photos

C) Give her ‘at home’ tattoos using a safety pin and ink

D) Make prank phone calls, including calls to 911

4) Amazon was forced to remove items you could buy from their site after it was discovered they were selling bibs and children’s t-shirts from a third party that had THIS written on them:

A) Enjoy Cocaine

B) Tit Terrorist

C) Clit Master

D) Fuck Amazon.com

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