Which of my trash human beings are you

Favorite color?

Red like blood

Blue like the sky

Purple like lavender

Green cause cash babyy

If you had to choose between saving a family member, a friend, a significant other, or yourself, which would you choose?

Fam cause blood is thicker than water

Friend cause blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb bitch

Significant other cause I'm a real one like that

Myself cause I got 99 problems and your dumbass ain't one

Your friend calls you crying inconsolably. What's your first reaction?

I'm on my way with food and wine

Panic

That's rough buddy

Save it for the funeral, someone's dying tonight

You come across a mugger in a dark alleyway. What do?

Throw your wallet and run the other way

Offer a cookie instead

Time to fight for your last dollar

Mug them back

Your friend is holding a potluck. What do you bring?

Yourself and an empty stomach

Homemade cookies

Dollar store chips and dip

The largest bottle of wine

You find a child crying in the middle of a busy mall. And you:

Crouch down and console the child

Grab the nearest adult and tell them that's their problem

Shout loudly and obnoxiously for their dumbass caregivers

Keep walking

What's your idea of an ideal date?

A quiet night in with blankets and snacks

Dressing in your best and seeing a play then grabbing dinner at a diner

Something active like camping or an amusement park

Naruto running around an anime convention

What makes you feel better when you've had a bad day?

A solid nap

Attention

A new toy

The downfall of your enemies

People would describe you as

Smart

Kind

Funny

Intimidating

Your biggest flaw would be

Your crippling lack of self-esteem

Being both quick to judge and anger

Going headstrong into things without thinking

Nothing, I'm perfect

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