Choose Your John Green Kwirk

A group of friends engaging in quirky activities together at a beach and a drive-thru, capturing a mix of fun, introspection, and camaraderie, in a colorful and lighthearted illustration.

Choose Your John Green Kwirk

Discover your unique quirks and personality traits reminiscent of John Green's beloved characters with this fun and engaging quiz! Answer multiple-choice questions that reflect everyday scenarios to uncover your John Green-inspired identity.

Are you the introspective thinker or the spontaneous adventurer? Take the quiz now to find out!

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by CharmingScribe101

You take a Covid test. Do you...

Receive your test results back in 30 minutes.

Continue to this very day to wait for your test results.

You're in the car and your good friend Max is driving. Are you...

In the front seat building a tantalizing character arc and failing to point out the last exit before the Golden Gate Bridge.

White knuckling it in the back seat well aware that we will not be making the exit.

You're playing a game of Scategories and someone has used a word that does not fit the bill. Do you...

Politely inform the participant that this is a bogus attempt to circumvent the rules of the game, but if they think they'll still be able to feel good about themselves after making that decision then there's nothing you can do for them.

Flip the damn table. You don't care if this is a work event.

You're at the beach on a hot summer day. Are you...

Playing frisbee.

Picking sand out of your sandwich.

You're at a nickel and dime store in a sunny, seaside town. Are you...

Obtaining provisions for the group.

Drunkenly wandering around the store ogling at the souvenirs and the price of avacados.

You are playing a lively game of Rumikub. Do you...

Throw 'unnecessary' tiles into the grass behind you and hope no one will notice.

Focus hard and keep your head down. Rearrange every tile on the board. Achieve an incredible comeback out of nowhere that the other three players did not see coming as each was simultaneously absorbed in a story they were each telling.

You're at a social gathering an someone brings up a current event. Do you...

Have a well articulated opinion on that event because you read the full article.

Also know that happened because you saw the headline.

Taylor Swift's new album has just dropped. Do you...

Do nothing. Continue to partake in a somewhat humdrum game of Rumikub at your friend's house.

Immediately excuse yourself from the function to listen to the new album while locked in the bathroom.

You're at the end of a brutal, 10 mile hike at the zenith of summer. Are you...

Keeping your head down and trudging on--waiting for this nightmare to end.

Catching a second wind and launching into a delightful anecdote about your family history.

You're at the drive thru at In n' Out. Are you...

Ordering a slice of melted cheese between two buns and pretending that is a legitimate order.

Asking your girlfriend to pass the wine that you've stealthily smuggled into the back seat.

Choose Your John Green Kwirk

Choose Your John Green Kwirk

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