DK_WE’LL TELL YOU WHAT PET YOUR DORM NEEDS_01.06.2018

First describe a regular evening in the common area:

Oh, delightfully majestic.

Every night a new fight.

An unbreakable wall of noise and laughter.

Evening, day, night. You’re always together.

A dinner for 12, a feast of feasts. What is the one meal your entire dorm can decide on?

P I Z Z Z Z Z Z A A H H H ! ! ! !

A royal banquet will do.

One dorm – one mind. The hive-mind decides.

Hours later you settle for instant noodles.

Speaking of kitchen stuff, how much mayhem is there usually in yours?

Everything in its right place. Everything.

Your kitchen is like an abstract painting. Messy.

Mayhem? What? Have the servants left for the day?

The whole dorm is mayhem in general.

Raiding other dorms together – a noble dorm tradition. Describe your raids:

A modern war movie masterpiece.

The only dorm you’re raiding is your own. Often.

Ah, the spring raid. To feel young once again!

Raids are only to convert new members.

There’s no party like the first party together. How was your first dorm party?

The royalist scene was envious of the turn-out.

It never stopped tbh.

A beautiful and slightly disturbing ceremony.

It started promising! Don’t ask how it ended.

Dorms are rom-coms. What kind of shocking, heart-melting incidents have you had?

You’re all pretty much in love with each other.

Who knows, it’s all a big mess really.

There are grandiose scandals every week.

There’s drama every day. Some of it might be love?

On the rare occasion, the dorm actually studies together. How does it go down?

The dorm has a unique, globally renowned library.

You’re not passing your exams anytime soon...

Rare? Live together – study together.

Well, the icy cold silence kinda helps?

On the rarest occasion, the dorm CLEANS together. Mythical. But in theory, describe it:

The servants do well both in theory and practice.

Always ends up messier somehow.

Clean what? It’s always spotless?

Dramatic. We’re talking horror movie of the year.

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